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Samwise (Commissions Open)
@samwise495.bsky.social
Professional Wiseguy
Artist (I don't do NFTs or AI Art)
Fountain of wisdom
Man of many talents
Red hats will be blocked on sight
31 He/him
Is it that social worker again? |:(
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ones eh?
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Atta boy!
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Coming soon. Do No Harm: The Movie - Extended Edition
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Squish it
Skew it
Turn it all around
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'm afraid you've got no pancreas.
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You name it, we got it.
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A wise man once said "Nothingness is eternal."
a cartoon character with long white hair is standing in front of a dark sky
ALT: a cartoon character with long white hair is standing in front of a dark sky
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October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you |:(
October 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Harvelein Steamed Hams GIF
ALT: Harvelein Steamed Hams GIF
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October 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Which shot specifically?
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If I didn't know any better, I'd sing like him.
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
What size are they?
October 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
What about the EARNINGS?!
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Now you're sporkin MY language!
October 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
>Get ye flask
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM