Sam Vance
@samvance.bsky.social
I look like a giant 12 year old… or an adult who can’t legally live on his own. Uber Driver. OSU alum. Knowledge of food science & food safety… & sarcasm.
Ms. Teschmacher in the fall
November 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Ms. Teschmacher in the fall
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
What a nightmare…
What a nightmare…
August 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
What a nightmare…
What a nightmare…
DRAMA…
Jeni of Jeni’s Ice Cream is claiming that NYT posted nearly her exact James Beard awarded recipe without crediting her after repeatedly trashing it or preferring custard based recipes.
She seems unhappy about this…
Jeni of Jeni’s Ice Cream is claiming that NYT posted nearly her exact James Beard awarded recipe without crediting her after repeatedly trashing it or preferring custard based recipes.
She seems unhappy about this…
August 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
DRAMA…
Jeni of Jeni’s Ice Cream is claiming that NYT posted nearly her exact James Beard awarded recipe without crediting her after repeatedly trashing it or preferring custard based recipes.
She seems unhappy about this…
Jeni of Jeni’s Ice Cream is claiming that NYT posted nearly her exact James Beard awarded recipe without crediting her after repeatedly trashing it or preferring custard based recipes.
She seems unhappy about this…
My 1st job was at KFC in Hillsboro in 1996 after my dumb drunk ‘friends’ talked me into applying to work there, where they also worked.
This was peak KFC. They had the buffet, tender roast chicken & they called the chicken tenders, Crispy Strips, as they should be.
This was peak KFC. They had the buffet, tender roast chicken & they called the chicken tenders, Crispy Strips, as they should be.
June 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My 1st job was at KFC in Hillsboro in 1996 after my dumb drunk ‘friends’ talked me into applying to work there, where they also worked.
This was peak KFC. They had the buffet, tender roast chicken & they called the chicken tenders, Crispy Strips, as they should be.
This was peak KFC. They had the buffet, tender roast chicken & they called the chicken tenders, Crispy Strips, as they should be.
May 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This is peak cat… Ms. Teschmacher
May 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is peak cat… Ms. Teschmacher
May 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Hot take:
The White House Twitter account is creating propaganda explicitly for teenage boys…
The White House Twitter account is creating propaganda explicitly for teenage boys…
May 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Hot take:
The White House Twitter account is creating propaganda explicitly for teenage boys…
The White House Twitter account is creating propaganda explicitly for teenage boys…
Made a charcuterie of sorts…
Turkey & Swiss roll ups
Leftover chorizo, cut up with a dull pairing knife
Colby cheese(my favorite)
2 soft boiled eggs with perfectly jelly yolks finished with salt & fresh cracked black pepper
Turkey & Swiss roll ups
Leftover chorizo, cut up with a dull pairing knife
Colby cheese(my favorite)
2 soft boiled eggs with perfectly jelly yolks finished with salt & fresh cracked black pepper
April 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Made a charcuterie of sorts…
Turkey & Swiss roll ups
Leftover chorizo, cut up with a dull pairing knife
Colby cheese(my favorite)
2 soft boiled eggs with perfectly jelly yolks finished with salt & fresh cracked black pepper
Turkey & Swiss roll ups
Leftover chorizo, cut up with a dull pairing knife
Colby cheese(my favorite)
2 soft boiled eggs with perfectly jelly yolks finished with salt & fresh cracked black pepper
April 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sean Spicer was the bunny…
April 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sean Spicer was the bunny…
Ms. Teschmacher’s blanket is finally out of the dryer & nice & clean for at least the next 20 minutes…
April 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Ms. Teschmacher’s blanket is finally out of the dryer & nice & clean for at least the next 20 minutes…
Floors cleaned & all laundry in the dryer, including the kitty cat’s blanket & my microfibers for cleaning my Uber ride.
The sudden burst of productivity feels nice.
Happy Ham Day
The sudden burst of productivity feels nice.
Happy Ham Day
April 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Floors cleaned & all laundry in the dryer, including the kitty cat’s blanket & my microfibers for cleaning my Uber ride.
The sudden burst of productivity feels nice.
Happy Ham Day
The sudden burst of productivity feels nice.
Happy Ham Day
I’ve never done this before, but I interrupted my long day of driving to come home & shave/shower.
I’m now super fresh, so if you get me as your driver tonight in Columbus… compliments are free!
Pardon the hair, I’m overdue for a cut.
Also, here’s a picture of Ms. Teschmacher for #caturday
I’m now super fresh, so if you get me as your driver tonight in Columbus… compliments are free!
Pardon the hair, I’m overdue for a cut.
Also, here’s a picture of Ms. Teschmacher for #caturday
April 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’ve never done this before, but I interrupted my long day of driving to come home & shave/shower.
I’m now super fresh, so if you get me as your driver tonight in Columbus… compliments are free!
Pardon the hair, I’m overdue for a cut.
Also, here’s a picture of Ms. Teschmacher for #caturday
I’m now super fresh, so if you get me as your driver tonight in Columbus… compliments are free!
Pardon the hair, I’m overdue for a cut.
Also, here’s a picture of Ms. Teschmacher for #caturday
Brief break at home before heading back out. Ms. Teschmacher is making me tired just looking at her…
April 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Brief break at home before heading back out. Ms. Teschmacher is making me tired just looking at her…
Ohio: Will today’s high temperature be higher than tomorrow’s low temperature?
April 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ohio: Will today’s high temperature be higher than tomorrow’s low temperature?
Last night, I accepted a terrible, long ride I had no business accepting.
132 miles & over 2 hrs for $82
I felt guilty about canceling & also, figured there might be a good tip…
Those hopes evaporated when I pulled up to the Speedway gas station to see a disheveled man waiting by the road…
132 miles & over 2 hrs for $82
I felt guilty about canceling & also, figured there might be a good tip…
Those hopes evaporated when I pulled up to the Speedway gas station to see a disheveled man waiting by the road…
March 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Last night, I accepted a terrible, long ride I had no business accepting.
132 miles & over 2 hrs for $82
I felt guilty about canceling & also, figured there might be a good tip…
Those hopes evaporated when I pulled up to the Speedway gas station to see a disheveled man waiting by the road…
132 miles & over 2 hrs for $82
I felt guilty about canceling & also, figured there might be a good tip…
Those hopes evaporated when I pulled up to the Speedway gas station to see a disheveled man waiting by the road…
I didn’t realize men were this stupid…
Yes, women have body hair.
Legs, genitals, underarms, happy trails, upper lips…ass.
The last thing I’m gonna do if I ever have a woman as beautiful as her reveal her bare back to me up close… is complain.
Yes, women have body hair.
Legs, genitals, underarms, happy trails, upper lips…ass.
The last thing I’m gonna do if I ever have a woman as beautiful as her reveal her bare back to me up close… is complain.
March 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I didn’t realize men were this stupid…
Yes, women have body hair.
Legs, genitals, underarms, happy trails, upper lips…ass.
The last thing I’m gonna do if I ever have a woman as beautiful as her reveal her bare back to me up close… is complain.
Yes, women have body hair.
Legs, genitals, underarms, happy trails, upper lips…ass.
The last thing I’m gonna do if I ever have a woman as beautiful as her reveal her bare back to me up close… is complain.
Ms. Teschmacher made herself a little blanket cave 🥹
March 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ms. Teschmacher made herself a little blanket cave 🥹
Hero bread.
Mayo.
Hot Mister Mustard.
Generous portion of turkey.
Pepper Jack Cheese.
Fried egg.
+ a handful of Giant Eagle kettle cooked potato chips.
Mayo.
Hot Mister Mustard.
Generous portion of turkey.
Pepper Jack Cheese.
Fried egg.
+ a handful of Giant Eagle kettle cooked potato chips.
March 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Hero bread.
Mayo.
Hot Mister Mustard.
Generous portion of turkey.
Pepper Jack Cheese.
Fried egg.
+ a handful of Giant Eagle kettle cooked potato chips.
Mayo.
Hot Mister Mustard.
Generous portion of turkey.
Pepper Jack Cheese.
Fried egg.
+ a handful of Giant Eagle kettle cooked potato chips.