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Short Squirt Long Jack It
@samuro.bsky.social
Getting it sonked off twice, once by the knight and then by the horse
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Robert Picardo SWEATING fr
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
He’s ‘avin a cheeky pint at the local he is he is
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Have you considered using the “silk gulper” charm. Everyone is talking real nice about the “silk gulper” charm
October 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
*reaching down as a beam of light begins to drag me towards the heavens* ahhhhhh fuck my Jordans
September 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
There’s more aliens in aliens than in alien (1 alien). Trends did not continue into alien 3 (1 alien again, big mistake)
September 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oklahoma Fuckin’ City baby
September 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I tells ya I get no respect! I got a 2 stat wife, and even with all her points in sleeping with the DM instead of sleeping with me, she still insists on rolling behind a screen. No respect!
September 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
May 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM