samurajka
@samurajka.bsky.social
Least stereotypical transfem
Coding, gaming, art, cats, sillies, whatever
My flags: 🇨🇿🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
Born to Lua, forced to C#
Let's link and build
I'm not here to fit in this world, I just want to make a difference
Coding, gaming, art, cats, sillies, whatever
My flags: 🇨🇿🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
Born to Lua, forced to C#
Let's link and build
I'm not here to fit in this world, I just want to make a difference
working at Ikea so that I can clock boymoders buying blahajes early
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
working at Ikea so that I can clock boymoders buying blahajes early
don't call yourself a big polycule until you go international
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
don't call yourself a big polycule until you go international
heartwarming: Former T4T sceptic gets indoctrinated
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
heartwarming: Former T4T sceptic gets indoctrinated
some of the bits in my notes app are so problematic I'm not sure if I can post them
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
some of the bits in my notes app are so problematic I'm not sure if I can post them
trans women having synced estrogen injections is like cis women having synced periods
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
trans women having synced estrogen injections is like cis women having synced periods
I'm cheating on you with a different open source project
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I'm cheating on you with a different open source project
on which date do you show girls your Vim config
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
on which date do you show girls your Vim config
6 ARCH LINUX LAPTOPS, 10 servers, BUNCH OF FUCKING BLAHAJES, DOG BOWLS, COLLARS, CLICKER, TASER, PUPPYGIRL, PUPPY CAGE, CAT CAGE, CATGIRL, CAT EARS CAT THIS, and a bunch of precum dude, able to write backend in Rust dude.
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
6 ARCH LINUX LAPTOPS, 10 servers, BUNCH OF FUCKING BLAHAJES, DOG BOWLS, COLLARS, CLICKER, TASER, PUPPYGIRL, PUPPY CAGE, CAT CAGE, CATGIRL, CAT EARS CAT THIS, and a bunch of precum dude, able to write backend in Rust dude.
unordered list of things I need to lock in on:
- learning Spanish
- laser hair removal
- voice training
- modeling career
- frontend web dev
- becoming an alt/goth barista
- beating Pokemon Radical Red romhack
-...
- learning Spanish
- laser hair removal
- voice training
- modeling career
- frontend web dev
- becoming an alt/goth barista
- beating Pokemon Radical Red romhack
-...
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
unordered list of things I need to lock in on:
- learning Spanish
- laser hair removal
- voice training
- modeling career
- frontend web dev
- becoming an alt/goth barista
- beating Pokemon Radical Red romhack
-...
- learning Spanish
- laser hair removal
- voice training
- modeling career
- frontend web dev
- becoming an alt/goth barista
- beating Pokemon Radical Red romhack
-...
Pokémon gen 7 remake but Sophocles is now Sophie
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Pokémon gen 7 remake but Sophocles is now Sophie
My boyfriend is a chaser and after my srs we'll be breaking up.
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
My boyfriend is a chaser and after my srs we'll be breaking up.
Sun Tzu was the first ragebaiter
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Sun Tzu was the first ragebaiter
"I'm open to try any kink", okay, even handholding? You sick freak.
October 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"I'm open to try any kink", okay, even handholding? You sick freak.
Cells at Work live-action movie is peak cinema. I need Blood Cell x NK Cell yuri smut.
October 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Cells at Work live-action movie is peak cinema. I need Blood Cell x NK Cell yuri smut.
You tried to read me but my Overqwil was already about to use Crunch for the fifth time in a row.
October 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You tried to read me but my Overqwil was already about to use Crunch for the fifth time in a row.
voice training but in a Bene Gesserit way
October 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
voice training but in a Bene Gesserit way
'čus bus autobus' boy to 'čauky mňauky' girl pipeline
September 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
'čus bus autobus' boy to 'čauky mňauky' girl pipeline
when that one guy you lowkey suspect of being a furry changes their pronouns from he/him to he/they
September 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
when that one guy you lowkey suspect of being a furry changes their pronouns from he/him to he/they
Girls always go to the bathroom together because they want to play a quick game of Magic the Gathering.
September 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Girls always go to the bathroom together because they want to play a quick game of Magic the Gathering.
Žijeme ve společnosti kde je normální používat slovo 'problematické' ale používat slovo 'normální' je problematické.
September 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Žijeme ve společnosti kde je normální používat slovo 'problematické' ale používat slovo 'normální' je problematické.
had a post idea so fire I'm going to gatekeep it
September 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
had a post idea so fire I'm going to gatekeep it
when I'm concerned but don't want to sound cringe in front of the gothic baddie so I hit her with the:
September 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
when I'm concerned but don't want to sound cringe in front of the gothic baddie so I hit her with the:
that scene from American Psycho where they show each other business cards but it's closeted trans women showing their picrews
September 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
that scene from American Psycho where they show each other business cards but it's closeted trans women showing their picrews
They Edgerun on my Monowire till I Quickhack.
August 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
They Edgerun on my Monowire till I Quickhack.