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WTF (Welcome to Florida) y’all.
We’re going to have to talk about Donald.
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We’re going to have to talk about Donald.
Couldn’t have done better if I did it myself.
August 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Couldn’t have done better if I did it myself.
Meanwhile, here in Florida
August 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Meanwhile, here in Florida
FOX News should hire this guy to report the truth about “RussiaGate”
July 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
FOX News should hire this guy to report the truth about “RussiaGate”
WTF did this guy do for 3-1/2 years?
July 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
WTF did this guy do for 3-1/2 years?
ICE is gonna want horses now.
June 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ICE is gonna want horses now.
Donald J. Trump would have loved Kaiser Wilhelm II.
May 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Donald J. Trump would have loved Kaiser Wilhelm II.
Princess Isabella of Denmark just learning about our plans to invade Greenland on Signal.
April 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Princess Isabella of Denmark just learning about our plans to invade Greenland on Signal.
Our next Secretary of Defense
April 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Our next Secretary of Defense
Our next Secretary of Defense
April 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Our next Secretary of Defense
Please everyone. Calm down. Nothing sinister happened.
Vance simply didn’t wash his hands before greeting Pope Francis
Vance simply didn’t wash his hands before greeting Pope Francis
April 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Please everyone. Calm down. Nothing sinister happened.
Vance simply didn’t wash his hands before greeting Pope Francis
Vance simply didn’t wash his hands before greeting Pope Francis
The moderator keeps saying that “Trump doesn’t have much time.”
8:21 into the video he says if Trump ignores Putin’s various entreaties then “he will be finished” and “the Republicans will then have a dilemma.”
Seems the moderator has a specific scenario in mind.
8:21 into the video he says if Trump ignores Putin’s various entreaties then “he will be finished” and “the Republicans will then have a dilemma.”
Seems the moderator has a specific scenario in mind.
March 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The moderator keeps saying that “Trump doesn’t have much time.”
8:21 into the video he says if Trump ignores Putin’s various entreaties then “he will be finished” and “the Republicans will then have a dilemma.”
Seems the moderator has a specific scenario in mind.
8:21 into the video he says if Trump ignores Putin’s various entreaties then “he will be finished” and “the Republicans will then have a dilemma.”
Seems the moderator has a specific scenario in mind.
Felt cute. Might buy a Tesla and drive it to Greenland later.
March 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Felt cute. Might buy a Tesla and drive it to Greenland later.
First on the Russian list of protected sites:
March 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
First on the Russian list of protected sites: