Sam
@samuellmer.bsky.social
Dungeon Master, Diablo player, cinema goer (horror lover), and Twitter misserer.
Americans patting themselves on the back for having an organised protest against something they already don’t have 🫠
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Americans patting themselves on the back for having an organised protest against something they already don’t have 🫠
An alternative name for Chicken Run could have The Bacawlocaust
October 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
An alternative name for Chicken Run could have The Bacawlocaust
There should be an option to hide all VTubers on Twitch
October 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
There should be an option to hide all VTubers on Twitch
Does there need to be a demonstration and/ or protest and/ or marathon every single time I need to get public transport around London?
September 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Does there need to be a demonstration and/ or protest and/ or marathon every single time I need to get public transport around London?
If Christopher Nolan loves working with Emma Thomas so much then he should just marry her.
September 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
If Christopher Nolan loves working with Emma Thomas so much then he should just marry her.
What’s the plant equivalent of a furry? And was Tolkien one?
September 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
What’s the plant equivalent of a furry? And was Tolkien one?
Might start a Go Fund Me for an electric adjustable standing desk
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Might start a Go Fund Me for an electric adjustable standing desk
Kinda wanna watch The Brutalist again, how demented is that?
September 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Kinda wanna watch The Brutalist again, how demented is that?
Is this a hot take? I think it is: Mean Girls (2024) is a fantastic film. I missed the chance to see the stage musical, but I have the film soundtrack on repeat weekly and it fucking slaaaaps. Funny and mixed amazingly.
a woman wearing a pink shirt and a necklace with the letter k on it says bye
ALT: a woman wearing a pink shirt and a necklace with the letter k on it says bye
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Is this a hot take? I think it is: Mean Girls (2024) is a fantastic film. I missed the chance to see the stage musical, but I have the film soundtrack on repeat weekly and it fucking slaaaaps. Funny and mixed amazingly.
Freedom costs a buck o' five
September 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Freedom costs a buck o' five
Looking Eastward across the beaches from Brighton Pier
August 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Looking Eastward across the beaches from Brighton Pier
Went to the Gorillaz House of Kong exhibition in East London.
The exhibit is really more of an experience.
You might feel rushed as you’re lead through like cattle, but otherwise it’s tremendously immersive and the audio journey is thrilling for a Gorillaz nut.
It’s much more than meets the eye.
The exhibit is really more of an experience.
You might feel rushed as you’re lead through like cattle, but otherwise it’s tremendously immersive and the audio journey is thrilling for a Gorillaz nut.
It’s much more than meets the eye.
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Went to the Gorillaz House of Kong exhibition in East London.
The exhibit is really more of an experience.
You might feel rushed as you’re lead through like cattle, but otherwise it’s tremendously immersive and the audio journey is thrilling for a Gorillaz nut.
It’s much more than meets the eye.
The exhibit is really more of an experience.
You might feel rushed as you’re lead through like cattle, but otherwise it’s tremendously immersive and the audio journey is thrilling for a Gorillaz nut.
It’s much more than meets the eye.
August 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There’s a lot of flexibility in becoming a contortionist, but you will often be put into difficult positions.
July 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
There’s a lot of flexibility in becoming a contortionist, but you will often be put into difficult positions.
Ian McKellen should have won Best Supporting at the 2002 Oscars.
July 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Ian McKellen should have won Best Supporting at the 2002 Oscars.
Well that looks like a load of shit. Will be skipping this one!
July 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Well that looks like a load of shit. Will be skipping this one!
The names of the characters in the new after-work work D&D campaign I’ve started.
June 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The names of the characters in the new after-work work D&D campaign I’ve started.
I wonder what David Beckham and Sydney Sweeney *won’t* advertise?
June 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I wonder what David Beckham and Sydney Sweeney *won’t* advertise?
Clearblue is going to be Lorde’s excuse to shush the audience on her upcoming tour.
She will have her Imogen Heap moment and we will remain silent for it.
She will have her Imogen Heap moment and we will remain silent for it.
June 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Clearblue is going to be Lorde’s excuse to shush the audience on her upcoming tour.
She will have her Imogen Heap moment and we will remain silent for it.
She will have her Imogen Heap moment and we will remain silent for it.
June 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Try to be an independent cinema and not announce a David Lynch retrospective since his death challenge (impossible)
June 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Try to be an independent cinema and not announce a David Lynch retrospective since his death challenge (impossible)