Sammy
@samuelfur.bsky.social
ADULT - Candid Foxy, Spicy 🌶️ (living in your head rent-free)
Whether you used it as a main browser or secondary. Be sure to let #Google know why you're saying #GoodbyeChrome
August 1, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Whether you used it as a main browser or secondary. Be sure to let #Google know why you're saying #GoodbyeChrome
Happy 621 day you degenerates.
June 21, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Happy 621 day you degenerates.
Should just open this app once a week, that's how dead it is.
March 7, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Should just open this app once a week, that's how dead it is.
Yo what happen to Twitter dying and everyone flocking here? This place dead as hell.
January 23, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Yo what happen to Twitter dying and everyone flocking here? This place dead as hell.
The PlayStation Portal is manufactured e-waste.
December 25, 2023 at 9:14 PM
The PlayStation Portal is manufactured e-waste.
Nobody wants these anymore, its getting hard to hold them:
December 17, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Nobody wants these anymore, its getting hard to hold them:
Every downfall of each character in Ozark has literally been from Hubris.
December 4, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Every downfall of each character in Ozark has literally been from Hubris.
>user says laptop they received won't let them sign in
>user clearly didn't click "other user" in the bottom left
>boss complains we sent a "broken laptop" so we start to explain
>"I don't have time to debate this, the customer starts next week"
>replacement laptop sent has same problem
>boss:
>user clearly didn't click "other user" in the bottom left
>boss complains we sent a "broken laptop" so we start to explain
>"I don't have time to debate this, the customer starts next week"
>replacement laptop sent has same problem
>boss:
December 2, 2023 at 5:50 AM
>user says laptop they received won't let them sign in
>user clearly didn't click "other user" in the bottom left
>boss complains we sent a "broken laptop" so we start to explain
>"I don't have time to debate this, the customer starts next week"
>replacement laptop sent has same problem
>boss:
>user clearly didn't click "other user" in the bottom left
>boss complains we sent a "broken laptop" so we start to explain
>"I don't have time to debate this, the customer starts next week"
>replacement laptop sent has same problem
>boss:
>work in warehouse
>smaller boxes are hard to get so start saving any I come across
>boss comes in and says having empty boxes stacked neatly on a shelf is a fire hazard
>boxes get thrown out
>company spends money on giant boxes for tiny items
>???
>still somehow profit
>smaller boxes are hard to get so start saving any I come across
>boss comes in and says having empty boxes stacked neatly on a shelf is a fire hazard
>boxes get thrown out
>company spends money on giant boxes for tiny items
>???
>still somehow profit
December 1, 2023 at 6:34 PM
>work in warehouse
>smaller boxes are hard to get so start saving any I come across
>boss comes in and says having empty boxes stacked neatly on a shelf is a fire hazard
>boxes get thrown out
>company spends money on giant boxes for tiny items
>???
>still somehow profit
>smaller boxes are hard to get so start saving any I come across
>boss comes in and says having empty boxes stacked neatly on a shelf is a fire hazard
>boxes get thrown out
>company spends money on giant boxes for tiny items
>???
>still somehow profit
Sorry your order wasn't shipped out today. My boss thinks a warehouse is supposed to look abandoned instead of worked in. Boxes neat and tidy when 100 orders are coming in and I'm the only one working. Executives might come in this week and be shocked to find a warehouse isn't pretty!!
November 28, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Sorry your order wasn't shipped out today. My boss thinks a warehouse is supposed to look abandoned instead of worked in. Boxes neat and tidy when 100 orders are coming in and I'm the only one working. Executives might come in this week and be shocked to find a warehouse isn't pretty!!
Years since I organized my bookmarks, my bookmarks file is so old that most of my websites still are http instead of https.
November 24, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Years since I organized my bookmarks, my bookmarks file is so old that most of my websites still are http instead of https.
It must not be obvious enough, but no one arguing politics has ever talked about compromises. Its literally "My way or the highway" type deal with every topic. We are a nation 300 million people, its def not going to be exactly what you want. --From @CouldYouReally on Twitter
November 20, 2023 at 3:06 AM
It must not be obvious enough, but no one arguing politics has ever talked about compromises. Its literally "My way or the highway" type deal with every topic. We are a nation 300 million people, its def not going to be exactly what you want. --From @CouldYouReally on Twitter
I love the new Google Chrome 2023 redesign: blog.google/products/chr...
November 14, 2023 at 8:29 PM
I love the new Google Chrome 2023 redesign: blog.google/products/chr...
I miss the fandom from the 2000-2012. Discussing a movie and saying it was bad should not result in a ban from a forum/video game. All this pretend "positivity for everything" literally makes me sick. If you don't like someones opinion on something as normal as a movie. Please:
November 12, 2023 at 9:15 PM
I miss the fandom from the 2000-2012. Discussing a movie and saying it was bad should not result in a ban from a forum/video game. All this pretend "positivity for everything" literally makes me sick. If you don't like someones opinion on something as normal as a movie. Please:
Lucid dream realization. If you wear glasses irl, you might be wearing them in your dreams, but unlike real life, dreams are done in your brain without your eyes, wearing the glasses will distort your visuals. You dreams are blurry because you are wearing glasses even though you have perfect vision.
November 11, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Lucid dream realization. If you wear glasses irl, you might be wearing them in your dreams, but unlike real life, dreams are done in your brain without your eyes, wearing the glasses will distort your visuals. You dreams are blurry because you are wearing glasses even though you have perfect vision.
I love how the cross-platform movement has given console players no advantages. The auto-aim they receive is trash. Makes it mighty easy for me to dominate on PC.
November 8, 2023 at 1:47 AM
I love how the cross-platform movement has given console players no advantages. The auto-aim they receive is trash. Makes it mighty easy for me to dominate on PC.
Sure am glad I never went to college, it seems more and more a giant waste of money every year.
October 19, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Sure am glad I never went to college, it seems more and more a giant waste of money every year.
The creator of Bluesky when they realize only furries are joining their platform:
October 4, 2023 at 12:52 PM
The creator of Bluesky when they realize only furries are joining their platform:
Spiders in the corner of the ceiling of my room go: Yo, wud up, I got a big c.... moth.
October 4, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Spiders in the corner of the ceiling of my room go: Yo, wud up, I got a big c.... moth.
Turns out Snape never did kill Dumbledore, it was pneumonia.
September 28, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Turns out Snape never did kill Dumbledore, it was pneumonia.
Me waiting for Twitter to collapse:
September 25, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Me waiting for Twitter to collapse:
This years Apple presentation was a pathetic? They literally announced nothing new and wasted our time with their environment skit. Google has been carbon neutral since 2007. They will be 23 years LATE to the party.
September 25, 2023 at 12:53 AM
This years Apple presentation was a pathetic? They literally announced nothing new and wasted our time with their environment skit. Google has been carbon neutral since 2007. They will be 23 years LATE to the party.