Note to self: it’s not…worth…showing your face to the public…unless it’s a shot by shot reenactment of Jackie Treehorn’s introduction in The Big Lebowski

If you want a sense of who I am as a person, then it’s a power blended protein shake of:

• Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson
• Frog and Toad,
• The Mike Nelson era of Mystery Science Theater 3000
• John Candy
• The Critic, Jon Lovitz
• The Odyssey, Homer
• Catch-22, Joseph Heller

And Michigan… ❤️‍🩹

The old man at the gas station just trying to buy his scratch offs:

I’m enjoying a nice “Superb Owl” party around here, myself!

Sup, y’all? 👋🏻

The name’s Sam. I’m a novelist, poet, developmental editor, and a whole lot *more* originally from Michigan. Now living in Madison, WI.

Just to clear the air: I never voted for him, and if you support him or any of his policies then kick rocks you pos.

#writingcommunity #booksky