Samuel E Jaxion
@samuelejaxion.bsky.social
Husband | Father | Wannabe Executive| Professional Overthinker | Bourbon Whore | 1868💙⚓💙 & 1962🤟🏽⚫⚪ Til I Die
I'm so bored with the text message scammers I'm now just typing in different languages to see how far it goes.
And YES I'm bilingual. I'm fluent in English and Nygganese.
And YES I'm bilingual. I'm fluent in English and Nygganese.
March 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm so bored with the text message scammers I'm now just typing in different languages to see how far it goes.
And YES I'm bilingual. I'm fluent in English and Nygganese.
And YES I'm bilingual. I'm fluent in English and Nygganese.
Them: "America is back."
Me: "Nah, bruh. We just got drafted by the Axis Powers in the 3rd round of the draft. America is backward."
#blacksky
Me: "Nah, bruh. We just got drafted by the Axis Powers in the 3rd round of the draft. America is backward."
#blacksky
March 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Them: "America is back."
Me: "Nah, bruh. We just got drafted by the Axis Powers in the 3rd round of the draft. America is backward."
#blacksky
Me: "Nah, bruh. We just got drafted by the Axis Powers in the 3rd round of the draft. America is backward."
#blacksky
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Trump: Free speech is back in America
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump: Free speech is back in America
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
The dems could have better signs. What would yours say?
Mine: "Melanie 🖤 BBC"
Mine: "Melanie 🖤 BBC"
March 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The dems could have better signs. What would yours say?
Mine: "Melanie 🖤 BBC"
Mine: "Melanie 🖤 BBC"
Every Republican on the hill tonight breath smell like musk-y balls right now. These nyggas double fistin like a muphucka
March 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Every Republican on the hill tonight breath smell like musk-y balls right now. These nyggas double fistin like a muphucka
Just had my end of year review and got another raise. My ancestors looking down on me and the black excellence I be skeet skeetin all over whyte corporate America like:
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face with his hands in the air and the words `` fabulous fabulous fabulous '' .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face with his hands in the air and the words `` fabulous fabulous fabulous '' .
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March 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Just had my end of year review and got another raise. My ancestors looking down on me and the black excellence I be skeet skeetin all over whyte corporate America like:
Morning #blacksky gang. What song is setting the tone for your week?
Mine is "Move That Dope" cuz it's a new sales month and I gotta move this weight.
Mine is "Move That Dope" cuz it's a new sales month and I gotta move this weight.
March 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Morning #blacksky gang. What song is setting the tone for your week?
Mine is "Move That Dope" cuz it's a new sales month and I gotta move this weight.
Mine is "Move That Dope" cuz it's a new sales month and I gotta move this weight.
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Zelensky:
“You're raising the volume of your voice but not the logic in your argument”
🔥🔥🔥🔥😮💨😮💨😮💨
“You're raising the volume of your voice but not the logic in your argument”
🔥🔥🔥🔥😮💨😮💨😮💨
a man in a protective suit is holding a flamethrower in his hand .
ALT: a man in a protective suit is holding a flamethrower in his hand .
media.tenor.com
March 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Zelensky:
“You're raising the volume of your voice but not the logic in your argument”
🔥🔥🔥🔥😮💨😮💨😮💨
“You're raising the volume of your voice but not the logic in your argument”
🔥🔥🔥🔥😮💨😮💨😮💨
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White America is everything they say Black America is.
February 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
White America is everything they say Black America is.
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Going back to an app ran by a Nazi. Complaining about boycotting for a day. Providing no solutions. Can’t sacrifice small things to make steps towards resistance. We have to realize that everybody can’t come with you! Some times you have to do it alone.
March 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Going back to an app ran by a Nazi. Complaining about boycotting for a day. Providing no solutions. Can’t sacrifice small things to make steps towards resistance. We have to realize that everybody can’t come with you! Some times you have to do it alone.
Pledging. It ain't for everybody. And it shouldn't be.
February 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Pledging. It ain't for everybody. And it shouldn't be.
We are phucked, gang:
fortune.com/2025/02/02/m...
fortune.com/2025/02/02/m...
Musk says DOGE is halting Treasury payments to US contractors
Musk said DOGE was shutting down payments to Lutheran Family Services, a faith-based charity that has been providing social services to refugees.
fortune.com
February 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
We are phucked, gang:
fortune.com/2025/02/02/m...
fortune.com/2025/02/02/m...
BREAKING N3WS: DEI crossed the gotdamn line and is on thin ice buddy and stole country music back.
Reports suggest real country fans will be storming the Grammys next year.
Reports suggest real country fans will be storming the Grammys next year.
February 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
BREAKING N3WS: DEI crossed the gotdamn line and is on thin ice buddy and stole country music back.
Reports suggest real country fans will be storming the Grammys next year.
Reports suggest real country fans will be storming the Grammys next year.
Do your friends desire to remain sleep and refuse to be "woke"?
Help them achieve their goals with the DEIchair 1619 model. Purpose built to last and with anti-whyte supremacy tech that automatically updates their programming.
Get yours today. Happy BHM
Help them achieve their goals with the DEIchair 1619 model. Purpose built to last and with anti-whyte supremacy tech that automatically updates their programming.
Get yours today. Happy BHM
February 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Do your friends desire to remain sleep and refuse to be "woke"?
Help them achieve their goals with the DEIchair 1619 model. Purpose built to last and with anti-whyte supremacy tech that automatically updates their programming.
Get yours today. Happy BHM
Help them achieve their goals with the DEIchair 1619 model. Purpose built to last and with anti-whyte supremacy tech that automatically updates their programming.
Get yours today. Happy BHM
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Donald, Elon and their Incompetence is DEI
February 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Donald, Elon and their Incompetence is DEI
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The most incompetent white people on earth blaming black and brown people for a plane crash is peak weak whiteness.
January 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The most incompetent white people on earth blaming black and brown people for a plane crash is peak weak whiteness.
DEI looks like Boo Boo The Fool
DEI came up with the Sopranos series finale.
January 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
DEI looks like Boo Boo The Fool
I'm a fighter. I fight for the kids I coach. I fight for the teams I lead. I fight for my family and families w/medically complex children.
I'm from a town called "I'll Slap The Shyt Outcha" and this administration is making me homesick.
I'm from a town called "I'll Slap The Shyt Outcha" and this administration is making me homesick.
a cartoon character with an afro is standing in front of a brick wall
ALT: a cartoon character with an afro is standing in front of a brick wall
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January 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm a fighter. I fight for the kids I coach. I fight for the teams I lead. I fight for my family and families w/medically complex children.
I'm from a town called "I'll Slap The Shyt Outcha" and this administration is making me homesick.
I'm from a town called "I'll Slap The Shyt Outcha" and this administration is making me homesick.
What's not debatable after today's announcement....if you voted or support this administration you are a threat to Dominic.
And you have to leave now.
And you have to leave now.
January 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
What's not debatable after today's announcement....if you voted or support this administration you are a threat to Dominic.
And you have to leave now.
And you have to leave now.
Honestly not sure which is least appealing when I think of the super bowl....Taylor Swift or Gillie tha Kid.
a cartoon of a person pressing two red buttons that say `` make it worse '' .
ALT: a cartoon of a person pressing two red buttons that say `` make it worse '' .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Honestly not sure which is least appealing when I think of the super bowl....Taylor Swift or Gillie tha Kid.
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Black Twitter moving to Blue Sky #BlackSky #AddtoBlackSky
November 14, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Black Twitter moving to Blue Sky #BlackSky #AddtoBlackSky