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Samuel Cortes
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diário de coisas desnecessárias em um novo site



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Aprendi muito com meus erros, então decidi cometer mais erros pra aprender mais
a young boy sits at a table with his hand on a piece of paper that says manifest on it
ALT: a young boy sits at a table with his hand on a piece of paper that says manifest on it
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October 8, 2024 at 4:03 PM
pra menina que trocou olhares a viagem comigo no metrô: nunca vou te esquecer
October 8, 2024 at 11:51 PM
BORA FI ANSIOSO PRO DIA 19 JÁ
October 8, 2024 at 10:04 PM
HOJE É ANIVERSÁRIO DO BRUNINHOOOO
October 8, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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E quando o Twitter voltar e o Bluesky ir de Pablo Marçal
October 7, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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que semana cansativa (terça feira)
a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
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October 8, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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ÚLTIMO DIA USANDO O BLUESKY ✨️
a waterfall is shown with the words agreeing at the bottom
ALT: a waterfall is shown with the words agreeing at the bottom
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October 8, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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O MARÇAL MORREU
a man wearing glasses says morreu agora in front of a picture of jesus
ALT: a man wearing glasses says morreu agora in front of a picture of jesus
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October 6, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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imagens que causam crises de risos:
October 6, 2024 at 10:52 PM
dizer de forma debochada que por eu ser de universidade pública, obviamente não sou de direita nunca vai soar como uma ofensa. pelo contrário, fico lisonjeado com o reconhecimento implícito. até pq a universidade pública realmente não é para qualquer um. rs.
October 6, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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A vida dos jovens se não precisassem fazer ENEM:
a waterfall is surrounded by trees and rocks and has the number 73 on it
ALT: a waterfall is surrounded by trees and rocks and has the number 73 on it
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September 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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Rihanna tr4fic4d4
Justin Bieber abus4do
Jay-z e Beyoncé sabiam de tudo
Festas do Diddy
Musica do Kanye West
Michael Jackson avisou
50 Cent avisou
a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground .
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September 24, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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PASSANDO MAL
September 24, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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Eu odeio a timeline do Bluesky, parece que nunca atualiza é sempre os mesmo posts repetitivos...
a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .
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September 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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fiz o que pude
(não fiz nada)
September 23, 2024 at 8:22 PM
ne-yo e akon fizeram parte da minha infância todinha, e pra completar ainda tem shawn mendes. melhor dia do rir disparado.
September 22, 2024 at 11:12 PM
se eu pudesse desconhecer algumas pessoas eu simplesmente desconheceria
September 16, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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September 15, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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September 14, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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September 14, 2024 at 1:52 PM
simplesmente não dormi pq to sem ar e não consigo dormir no calor
September 14, 2024 at 8:54 AM
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Agr é só eu, o sono e o “top 10 fracassos do passado, passando igual comercial de tv na minha cabeça”

ᵀᵒ̂ ᶠᶦᶜᵃⁿᵈᵒ ᵐᵃˡᵘᶜᵒ
the joker is holding a card with a jester on it and says " sou eu ou o mundo "
ALT: the joker is holding a card with a jester on it and says " sou eu ou o mundo "
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September 14, 2024 at 5:51 AM
estou eu sentado tranquilamente no ônibus até que uma BARATA sobe no meu pé KKKKKKKKK
September 14, 2024 at 1:01 AM