Okay but I for one would like to know more about the colon-cleanse memoirs

(I have a piece coming out about these scams soon)

Oh no you're ahead of me!

[Thank you for being such a stalwart of the group!]

“Somehow, the reapers returned.”

I will need at least a five minute scene involving Ice-T where they argue about how to pronounce it

My bookscan numbers are probably a horror but they can’t take this away from me

The “carnal accuracy” of my prose will get me through the long winter nights

every big 5 publisher said “we don’t know how to sell this book it’s gross” and Tom goddamn Colicchio read it and said “I know how” and here we are

bah god that's @bshaykin.bsky.social's music

@hellafitzgerald.bsky.social i knew when i saw the notification it would be you

Whoever's state fucks up has to host thanksgiving