samuel
@samuel-owen.bsky.social
static, symbolic ways in which I think
would ride for Nate Fisher, would die for Claire Fisher
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
would ride for Nate Fisher, would die for Claire Fisher
sparkling water is queer
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
sparkling water is queer
Where d'you think you're going, in those keds?
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Where d'you think you're going, in those keds?
Mouth breathing on public transport should be outlawed
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Mouth breathing on public transport should be outlawed
everything I've ever learned about Diplo has been involuntarily acquired knowledge
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
everything I've ever learned about Diplo has been involuntarily acquired knowledge
I like it as much as the next guy, but is anyone else sick to the back teeth of pistachio now?
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I like it as much as the next guy, but is anyone else sick to the back teeth of pistachio now?
no one fucking cares Roisin
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
no one fucking cares Roisin
Have just seen a man trying to pry open a slow to open tube door, my brother in Christ nowhere you need to be at 9am on a Monday morning is that serious.
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Have just seen a man trying to pry open a slow to open tube door, my brother in Christ nowhere you need to be at 9am on a Monday morning is that serious.
Watched an episode of Judge Judy (for the first time) and it's garbage? Am I missing something aside from the clear bias, constant interruptions and classism she regularly exhibits?
October 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Watched an episode of Judge Judy (for the first time) and it's garbage? Am I missing something aside from the clear bias, constant interruptions and classism she regularly exhibits?
Have just seen someone write techstyles and not textiles... open up the schools, they have failed us.
October 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Have just seen someone write techstyles and not textiles... open up the schools, they have failed us.
Subscribed to Now just to watch Spy Kids 3
September 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Subscribed to Now just to watch Spy Kids 3
Faculty still holds up, Elijah's big blues get me every time. That and Josh Hartnett's fucking haircut.
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Faculty still holds up, Elijah's big blues get me every time. That and Josh Hartnett's fucking haircut.
trying to get more into this app, here's a new photo of me or whatever
September 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
trying to get more into this app, here's a new photo of me or whatever
spent two weeks in mainland Europe and didn't smoke a single cigarette, everybody clap
September 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
spent two weeks in mainland Europe and didn't smoke a single cigarette, everybody clap
We wanted to pester this stubborn gentleman but he didn't change his expression or stance the entire time.
5/10 for pets but 11/10 for integrity.
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social
5/10 for pets but 11/10 for integrity.
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social
March 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We wanted to pester this stubborn gentleman but he didn't change his expression or stance the entire time.
5/10 for pets but 11/10 for integrity.
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social
5/10 for pets but 11/10 for integrity.
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social
saw a Fred Perry barrel bag this morning, I thought we defeated that very specific type of evil
February 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
saw a Fred Perry barrel bag this morning, I thought we defeated that very specific type of evil
nothing like a panic attack in the stock room to really humble you
February 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
nothing like a panic attack in the stock room to really humble you
Had to run across the street to stop this precious baby from running into the street to get attention. Safety awareness - 3/10 but climbed up onto my knee when I crouched down and look at those green eyes!
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Had to run across the street to stop this precious baby from running into the street to get attention. Safety awareness - 3/10 but climbed up onto my knee when I crouched down and look at those green eyes!
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social
fucking graduating today, ain't I?
January 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
fucking graduating today, ain't I?
have successfully made multiple Christmas games uncomfortable due to being extremely competitive but I won them all so who cares
December 25, 2024 at 8:43 PM
have successfully made multiple Christmas games uncomfortable due to being extremely competitive but I won them all so who cares
my body/brain not allowing me to sleep until two hours before I need to get up when I have yet another illness seems rather cruel.
December 22, 2024 at 7:21 AM
my body/brain not allowing me to sleep until two hours before I need to get up when I have yet another illness seems rather cruel.
there seems to be some nocturnal birds outside my window who are very vocal and for some reason give me very acute anxiety when I can't sleep at 2am?
December 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
there seems to be some nocturnal birds outside my window who are very vocal and for some reason give me very acute anxiety when I can't sleep at 2am?
Every couple of weeks I get told "he's discreet so please stay in your room" I think I need to confront my housemate on his obsession with DL guys
December 18, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Every couple of weeks I get told "he's discreet so please stay in your room" I think I need to confront my housemate on his obsession with DL guys