draping the modesty cloth over my sinful washing machine, so that god need not gaze upon its frothing, sensual innards

i want the social contagion of transgenderism to be real. i want to be a super spreader

if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know

Having a non-binary doctor is all fun & games until you need a pelvic exam and are getting medically fingered by a blue-haired they/them who probably has a Feeld account 🥴

Pee pee poo poo 😎