Sam 👁️
@samthenightowl.bsky.social
hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | cautious optimist | he/him | my twitter is @samthenightowl if you wanna better grasp my vibes
aspiring accountant
aspiring accountant
the new york times projects that mamdani has won. it's official.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the new york times projects that mamdani has won. it's official.
new york times hasn't done this yet, but their reporting shows mamdani absolutely slaughtering cuomo lmao
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
new york times hasn't done this yet, but their reporting shows mamdani absolutely slaughtering cuomo lmao
yeah you gotta do it like this
October 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
yeah you gotta do it like this
you by this time next year unfortunately
September 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
you by this time next year unfortunately
doing some accounting evangelism on twitter once again. the masses need to know. look at those bookmarks lmao
August 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
doing some accounting evangelism on twitter once again. the masses need to know. look at those bookmarks lmao
some people find ways to complain about it somehow, at least, over in /r/accounting
July 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
some people find ways to complain about it somehow, at least, over in /r/accounting
no wonder you felt so comfortable with the prospect of quitting
May 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
no wonder you felt so comfortable with the prospect of quitting
can't wait to tell my graduate advisor that i am not a fuck up and to be granted graduate standing now so i can take my graduate classes
May 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
can't wait to tell my graduate advisor that i am not a fuck up and to be granted graduate standing now so i can take my graduate classes
i am still very happy that i got an internship with EY, but maybe i should consider going to another big 4 firm that doesn't attract anti-vaxxers
April 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i am still very happy that i got an internship with EY, but maybe i should consider going to another big 4 firm that doesn't attract anti-vaxxers
this was even more insane lol
i should have said that i went to college so that this would never be my only option
i should have said that i went to college so that this would never be my only option
April 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
this was even more insane lol
i should have said that i went to college so that this would never be my only option
i should have said that i went to college so that this would never be my only option
a few people got insanely mad at me last week for explicitly saying that i would rather be broke and run out of money than work in a factory lol
April 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
a few people got insanely mad at me last week for explicitly saying that i would rather be broke and run out of money than work in a factory lol
once again reminding everyone of that time that i got this DM like 5 seconds after i retweeted this meme for the first time
April 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
once again reminding everyone of that time that i got this DM like 5 seconds after i retweeted this meme for the first time
EY has wisely agreed to let me be the 37th black person to go into accounting. they see the value of DEI😌
this internship will help a lot with my future in accounting.
this internship will help a lot with my future in accounting.
April 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
EY has wisely agreed to let me be the 37th black person to go into accounting. they see the value of DEI😌
this internship will help a lot with my future in accounting.
this internship will help a lot with my future in accounting.
i'm starting to say a lot more rule-breaking shit on twitter because that place is pissing me off so much now. might get suspended off of there. if so, i am not starting back up again. i am moving here full time lmao
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i'm starting to say a lot more rule-breaking shit on twitter because that place is pissing me off so much now. might get suspended off of there. if so, i am not starting back up again. i am moving here full time lmao
me trying to do my cost accounting homework due on monday and not understanding it at all
February 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
me trying to do my cost accounting homework due on monday and not understanding it at all
oh this is fucking riiiiich
February 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
oh this is fucking riiiiich
it's definitely too late to scrub the evidence from the internet tho lmao
February 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it's definitely too late to scrub the evidence from the internet tho lmao
