Sam Stringer-Hye
@samstringerhye.com
Certified stinker. Haterade drinker. Deep thinker.
Bring sellout culture back
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Bring sellout culture back
People with ADD shouldn't live in multistory homes.
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
People with ADD shouldn't live in multistory homes.
Money’s so fucking stupid y’all.
September 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Money’s so fucking stupid y’all.
At this point my homelab Plex server feels like political dissent.
September 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
At this point my homelab Plex server feels like political dissent.
Not feeling sadness is not celebration. It’s resignation to the times we’re in.
September 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Not feeling sadness is not celebration. It’s resignation to the times we’re in.
Can we stop calling things free that are paid my taxes. “Free” school lunches, “Free” healthcare, “Free” housing assistance.
These aren’t free it’s just being paid for by our taxes. The people should have a choice of what our taxes pay for.
These aren’t free it’s just being paid for by our taxes. The people should have a choice of what our taxes pay for.
September 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Can we stop calling things free that are paid my taxes. “Free” school lunches, “Free” healthcare, “Free” housing assistance.
These aren’t free it’s just being paid for by our taxes. The people should have a choice of what our taxes pay for.
These aren’t free it’s just being paid for by our taxes. The people should have a choice of what our taxes pay for.
Strange to be doing laundry on the cusp of WW3
June 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Strange to be doing laundry on the cusp of WW3
Have news editors heard of a thesaurus?
June 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Have news editors heard of a thesaurus?
Wtf is YouTube’s justification for these dumbass letterbox bars?
May 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wtf is YouTube’s justification for these dumbass letterbox bars?
Reddit is an engine for manufacturing neuroticism.
May 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Reddit is an engine for manufacturing neuroticism.
The stock market is a memecoin now. It means absolutely nothing.
April 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The stock market is a memecoin now. It means absolutely nothing.
Is there one internet space these days where you look around and don't think. "Look at all these idiots?"
April 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Is there one internet space these days where you look around and don't think. "Look at all these idiots?"
If I read “sparks backlash” one more time I’m gonna lose my mind.
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If I read “sparks backlash” one more time I’m gonna lose my mind.
The next administration needs to ban podcasts.
April 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The next administration needs to ban podcasts.
I’m just happy that my abilities to figure out fascist fucks from day one are really really good.
March 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m just happy that my abilities to figure out fascist fucks from day one are really really good.
I wish I had the severance chip but it was only for Elon tweets.
March 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I wish I had the severance chip but it was only for Elon tweets.
The fact that the search box just “pops” in when you load a mailbox in the Mail app on iOS in this day and age proves Apple doesn’t care about software.
March 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The fact that the search box just “pops” in when you load a mailbox in the Mail app on iOS in this day and age proves Apple doesn’t care about software.
What is wrong with the people who made Yellowjackets?
March 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
What is wrong with the people who made Yellowjackets?
Who are you more afraid of? Billionaires or your fellow man? I know my answer.
March 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Who are you more afraid of? Billionaires or your fellow man? I know my answer.
My favorite thing about the bro comedy scene in Austin is that it means an alt comedy wave is coming around the bend.
March 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My favorite thing about the bro comedy scene in Austin is that it means an alt comedy wave is coming around the bend.
If Apple had launched the iPhone with a Camera Control button they would have gotten rid of it by now.
March 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If Apple had launched the iPhone with a Camera Control button they would have gotten rid of it by now.
Democrats shouldn’t been pressing fart machines non stop. Why do these analysts get paid millions. I got great ideas.
March 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Democrats shouldn’t been pressing fart machines non stop. Why do these analysts get paid millions. I got great ideas.
Gavin Newsom learning all the wrong lessons.
March 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Gavin Newsom learning all the wrong lessons.
All I wanna do is doom spend but I’m worried about a recession so can’t.
March 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
All I wanna do is doom spend but I’m worried about a recession so can’t.
I wanna go back to when we were just all obsessed with bacon.
March 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wanna go back to when we were just all obsessed with bacon.