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samsonthetv.bsky.social
@samsonthetv.bsky.social
Uhhh hi I’m just kinda here uhhh (Man this is awkward)
I hyperfixate on a lot of things but two big ones are left 4 dead 2 and dandy’s world.
Ay congrats on the followers! Have the tv guy
August 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
i give thou my creatura
July 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Oh wow it has been a while since I’ve posted here umm have a funny clip
June 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh. well then
May 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You get three of my latest versions of this meme my friend
April 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Real convo I had with @traceydaisyyyyy.bsky.social today anyway happy trans visibility day everyone!
March 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Alright you may take the idiot
March 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
THE FUCK YOU MEAN GO SEE A THERAPIST?!
March 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Eh might as well try
March 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You may take him
March 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Latest dnd session was fine up until the battle Jesus that was an atrocity from the enemy using onan as the perfect meat shield and him getting fucking knocked out. To us not being able to break the fucking thing’s concentration because it kept rolling well and it had up darkness so we could barely-
March 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"I mean you are able to I'm just not going to let you do that" -Samson
February 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"As much as I hate to admit it I've had to be dragged back to the shop on to many occasions cause of the summer heat, so yes I overheat heavily..." -Samson
February 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"I definitely can! I like playing games mostly like minecraft but I do watch some shows on occasion. It's a bit different though cause I basically have to confirm it through my systems then it will play!" -Samson
February 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"oh ori is... interesting they kinda creep me out a bit but they are kind hearted! I just wish they'd knock before coming in the workshop." -Samson

#strawpage
February 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"I mean I do but please don't touch it to be honest. it gets annoying when someone taps your face 5 times over..." -Samson

#strawpage
February 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"umm I run on neither of those things i just run on my own code that my creator made" -samson
#strawpage
February 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
go away @thetale.bsky.social i'm not
February 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Don’t know if you are still taking any but I give you this!
February 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I give thy my robot. His names Samson and he has the power of electricity absorption and the more he absorbs the faster and stronger he becomes. He eats batteries to get his energy and he surround his hands in electric energy. (The electric energy is a lighter blue than his screen)
February 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Ayy why not join in on this and have the main guy himself. Also congrats on getting 300 followers (or at least close enough to do this)
February 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Uhh I haven’t posted anything in a while hmm…

Have this random quote while I was watching a mha episode and the woman I speak of…
February 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Cool I actually get to use this ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRFDAE FRIEND
January 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i never thought i'd crash out over two special infected in left 4 dead but jesus fucking christ fuck these two in versus
January 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ehh take your pick on human version or robot
January 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM