𝕾𝖆𝖒𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊-𝕳𝖔
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Humour, sausages, music, books, knowledge, sport, travel, architecture, technology, wine.
Trouser-less Jouster.
I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste
Humour, sausages, music, books, knowledge, sport, travel, architecture, technology, wine.
Trouser-less Jouster.
I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It was also similar to Eye of the Beholder. This was ahead of it's time in 1987. Still plays really well today.
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It was also similar to Eye of the Beholder. This was ahead of it's time in 1987. Still plays really well today.
I still play this sometimes. Started playing it in the late 80s...
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I still play this sometimes. Started playing it in the late 80s...
When you woke in the hospital:
Mike: Where are my clothes?
Doctor: What clothes?
Mike: Where are my clothes?
Doctor: What clothes?
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
When you woke in the hospital:
Mike: Where are my clothes?
Doctor: What clothes?
Mike: Where are my clothes?
Doctor: What clothes?
So when all of the persons of interest start wearing facemasks with hoods up, it is potentially only going to be innocent people being scanned and therefore arrested for questions, etc.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
So when all of the persons of interest start wearing facemasks with hoods up, it is potentially only going to be innocent people being scanned and therefore arrested for questions, etc.
At least a cut is tangible? Clutching for positives...
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
At least a cut is tangible? Clutching for positives...
I will wait for my brother to do that :P
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I will wait for my brother to do that :P
We (my family) are planning her 100th... but I am definitely not going to be the one to say we should get a refundable deposit 😬
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We (my family) are planning her 100th... but I am definitely not going to be the one to say we should get a refundable deposit 😬
Apparently so! She's lived in council housing her entire life, so not spent money on an expensive diet or anything like that. Stayed active (without doing sport) and she does puzzles and watches all the quiz shows (to keep her brain sharp, she says).
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Apparently so! She's lived in council housing her entire life, so not spent money on an expensive diet or anything like that. Stayed active (without doing sport) and she does puzzles and watches all the quiz shows (to keep her brain sharp, she says).
I am soon to be 46, but given that my friends who I go to the pub with, are a few years older and complain about various ailments, I feel like my time will come very soon!
On the other hand, my 98yo grandmother complains about no ailments and goes ballroom dancing once a week...
On the other hand, my 98yo grandmother complains about no ailments and goes ballroom dancing once a week...
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I am soon to be 46, but given that my friends who I go to the pub with, are a few years older and complain about various ailments, I feel like my time will come very soon!
On the other hand, my 98yo grandmother complains about no ailments and goes ballroom dancing once a week...
On the other hand, my 98yo grandmother complains about no ailments and goes ballroom dancing once a week...
I was gonna say that a beard that made you blind would be quite the thing.
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I was gonna say that a beard that made you blind would be quite the thing.
That's what she said. Wait, hang on...
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
That's what she said. Wait, hang on...
I was super blond when I was 4 too, but went brown over time. I am 5 years behind you do maybe I can even out the white bits a bit more.
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I was super blond when I was 4 too, but went brown over time. I am 5 years behind you do maybe I can even out the white bits a bit more.
When I take a picture it doesn't how it that well. I would shave it all off, but don't want to be naked.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
When I take a picture it doesn't how it that well. I would shave it all off, but don't want to be naked.
I think I need to. The white seems to be a handlebar moustache within the brown beard. It looks like I purposely did it. I would rather it was all white, or I have to die it all brown...
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I think I need to. The white seems to be a handlebar moustache within the brown beard. It looks like I purposely did it. I would rather it was all white, or I have to die it all brown...
I think I got there during lockdown, then started trimming it down a bit (although not enough white yet - a bit half and half).
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I think I got there during lockdown, then started trimming it down a bit (although not enough white yet - a bit half and half).
A beard is full of wisdom, or maybe half a cappucino.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
A beard is full of wisdom, or maybe half a cappucino.
Apart from the beard, of course.
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Apart from the beard, of course.
You just can't get the "staff" these days...
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You just can't get the "staff" these days...
They are there, honest!
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
They are there, honest!
I cheated and read the alt text...
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I cheated and read the alt text...