Samson "Certified Professional Gamer" Hunk
@samsonhunk.bsky.social
Game dev (Programmer). Working on Forest of Deceit: https://bsky.app/profile/ghost.camp
Scissor mains malding when I hit them with 500 papers
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Scissor mains malding when I hit them with 500 papers
I'd actually be able to survive the thing from The Thing (John Carpenter) cus no-one can match my freak
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I'd actually be able to survive the thing from The Thing (John Carpenter) cus no-one can match my freak
Spoilers for the 30th
October 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Spoilers for the 30th
Only good thing about spiderman mtg set is that it's now possible to make a deck themed around "guys who live in new York,"
September 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Only good thing about spiderman mtg set is that it's now possible to make a deck themed around "guys who live in new York,"
I think umamusume would be improved if when the horse girls break their legs you have to put them down.
August 28, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I think umamusume would be improved if when the horse girls break their legs you have to put them down.
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mario bosses when you hit them twice
July 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
mario bosses when you hit them twice
You think you're smart, huh? A wise guy? An intelligent dude?? A thinky stinky? A know-it-allerino? A smartypants? A thoughtcel????
July 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
You think you're smart, huh? A wise guy? An intelligent dude?? A thinky stinky? A know-it-allerino? A smartypants? A thoughtcel????
Dropping my phone onto my face enough to flatten my head like a pancake
July 13, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Dropping my phone onto my face enough to flatten my head like a pancake
Superman better not soften me up to superhero films again I like it here on this soapbox
July 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Superman better not soften me up to superhero films again I like it here on this soapbox
Went same as last time in sf6 but did 1 win better in strive!! #edinbrawl
June 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Went same as last time in sf6 but did 1 win better in strive!! #edinbrawl
Emotional support animal
June 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Emotional support animal
Time to get absolutely bodied in #edinbrawl
June 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Time to get absolutely bodied in #edinbrawl
Is it garfeldian to wish someone has a happy Monday?
June 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Is it garfeldian to wish someone has a happy Monday?
I'm losing the fight against flowers. (Hayfever)
June 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm losing the fight against flowers. (Hayfever)
The problem with gaming is that nothing can compare to the best game ever made. (Spore 2008)
June 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The problem with gaming is that nothing can compare to the best game ever made. (Spore 2008)
Fighting game mechanic were whenever you drop a combo your character looks towards the screen and snickers a little
June 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Fighting game mechanic were whenever you drop a combo your character looks towards the screen and snickers a little
The poor frayed shattered state that is my sanity is being supported almost wholeheartedly by the funny little pikmin terrarium blind boxes
May 31, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The poor frayed shattered state that is my sanity is being supported almost wholeheartedly by the funny little pikmin terrarium blind boxes
Curse of being eliminated in a bracket then the guy dropping out right after cus they're tired
May 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Curse of being eliminated in a bracket then the guy dropping out right after cus they're tired
Why they call it mission impossible? He can clearly do it
May 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Why they call it mission impossible? He can clearly do it
Replacing the point system in battletech with the hatchetman rating.
How many hatchetmen does it take on average to kill this mech in a single turn.
Funnily enough a hatchetman would cost around 3 hatchetmen
How many hatchetmen does it take on average to kill this mech in a single turn.
Funnily enough a hatchetman would cost around 3 hatchetmen
May 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Replacing the point system in battletech with the hatchetman rating.
How many hatchetmen does it take on average to kill this mech in a single turn.
Funnily enough a hatchetman would cost around 3 hatchetmen
How many hatchetmen does it take on average to kill this mech in a single turn.
Funnily enough a hatchetman would cost around 3 hatchetmen
They call MI5 an intelligence agency but I think they're actually pretty stupid
May 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
They call MI5 an intelligence agency but I think they're actually pretty stupid
Resident evil game but its a deliveroo rider having to get through 99 zombies to drop off someone's burrito.
May 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Resident evil game but its a deliveroo rider having to get through 99 zombies to drop off someone's burrito.
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