Sam Whitney
@samsheisnot.bsky.social
I’m a silly, ridiculous music lover who enjoys a little chaos. I’m currently venturing into comedy sketch writing and stand-up.
My kitten is getting ready for the holidays.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My kitten is getting ready for the holidays.
My father painted a portrait of me!
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My father painted a portrait of me!
My kitten can bench press 100 pounds and has started listening to Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan. This is how it starts.
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My kitten can bench press 100 pounds and has started listening to Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan. This is how it starts.
Someone was enjoying a tasty treat yesterday.
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Someone was enjoying a tasty treat yesterday.
Cuckoo has grown so much in a few weeks!
August 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Cuckoo has grown so much in a few weeks!
Introducing Cu Chulainn! The 2 week old fearsome hound killer!
August 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Introducing Cu Chulainn! The 2 week old fearsome hound killer!
Mannequin Pussy was one of the best bands I’ve ever seen!
June 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Mannequin Pussy was one of the best bands I’ve ever seen!
Perfect addition to my kitchen!
June 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Perfect addition to my kitchen!
Pandora enjoying a sunny day after destroying our confidence in organic litter.
June 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Pandora enjoying a sunny day after destroying our confidence in organic litter.
Happy Barack Obama Appreciation Day!
June 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Happy Barack Obama Appreciation Day!
My dog was trying to kiss this toad on the other side of the window. He did not find his princess.
May 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My dog was trying to kiss this toad on the other side of the window. He did not find his princess.
I got to the Fontaines DC show way too early, but they were great!
May 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I got to the Fontaines DC show way too early, but they were great!
Here’s a fun video, instead of all the doom and gloom. Mexico is amazing!!
March 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Here’s a fun video, instead of all the doom and gloom. Mexico is amazing!!
I’m ready for spring!
February 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m ready for spring!
She’s enjoying her trash mattress.
February 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
She’s enjoying her trash mattress.
Canadian libraries are the best libraries!
February 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Canadian libraries are the best libraries!
This could be my preferred mode of travel if there’s another plane crash.
February 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This could be my preferred mode of travel if there’s another plane crash.
She is waiting for the other two thousand shoes to drop.
February 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
She is waiting for the other two thousand shoes to drop.
Ice makes everything much more interesting.
January 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ice makes everything much more interesting.
My dog is a big fan of urine colored toys.
January 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My dog is a big fan of urine colored toys.
I truly enjoy every snowfall because it’s been so warm the last 10 years I don’t know when we’ll get another one.
January 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I truly enjoy every snowfall because it’s been so warm the last 10 years I don’t know when we’ll get another one.