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Sam
@samrathel.bsky.social
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They/It 🏳️‍⚧️ Non-Binary 🍕 Pizza Gremlin 🔞 No minors
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Tell me I'm not the only one who did a double-take when I saw this bag.
A bright red bag with text reads: Cheetos Crunchy (Croquant) (Saveur) Ketchup Flavour. There are images of Cheetos swirling around, and Chester Cheetah is positioned at the bottom of the bag. He's wearing his trademark sunglasses, and pouring a bottle of ketchup onto a red Cheeto he's holding. The Cheeto is shaped and positioned in such a way that it resembles a penis.
September 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Supremely Dixie Cup coded. Love it.
A vintage Dixie Cup that's fondly remembered from the '90s. It has a white background, with a thick squiggle of teal, and a thinner squiggle of purple.
September 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Look at this bastard. 🥵
A screenshot of Roscoe the doberman from the movie Oliver and Company. He's wearing a red, studded collar and has a smug smirk on his face. The room he's standing in is shabby, with scuffed up boards on the walls, a hammock hung up as a bed, and a calendar that reads 1988 April 21.
September 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Being sick is the worst, but you can't blame yourself for falling behind when you feel like dogwater. Rest and comforting food are paramount.

This should be you.
Image of a cream coloured kitten being held up by the shoulders. Their belly is exuberantly rotund, and a red arrow is pointing to it with red text that reads: "Full of soup."
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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There's a lot of AI slop to hate here, but these superfluous legs are hilarious.

Ladies, who do you belong to?
A screenshot from the Wicked: For Good movie poster, showing obvious proof that it was made with AI. AI generated women wearing pink dresses, are standing close together. Two extra legs that don't belong to anyone have been circled in bright green.
August 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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A screenshot from the Simpsons depicting the character Lenny yelling to the mob of people, "It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! Break its legs!" Everyone is staring off camera, at the alien, who is actually Mr. Burns. They're all being illuminated by a green glow.
July 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Not me cutting up my winter gloves so they could be fingerless like Red's from the Pokémon Adventures manga.
A black and white screenshot of the character Red, taken from a page in the Pokémon Adventures manga. He's snapping his rubber, fingerless gloves. He looks scuffed up, but determined.
May 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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I still think of this version of Macavity and what could have been.
Text that reads: Inspirational Sketches of Macavity Six images of a cartoon version of the character Macavity from the musical "Cats." Five of them are busts, and the sixth is a full body image. Each sketch features a lean cat with severe features, posing smugly with his scepter, and wearing a long, black cloak.
March 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM