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sam
@samql.bsky.social
computer scientist, train enthusiast, phd student, general layabout
📍norman, ok, usa
in the forthcoming New American Revolution , there will be another cult of reason. we will open every damn chick fil a in this country on sundays
October 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i’d really like to become canadian. uncritical support to the ottawa regime
February 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
je suis á montreal…ils parlent francais?? je ne sais pas pourquoi..c’est canada et l’roi est charles….le wokisme ? dei ?
January 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if you're over 20 and your circle isn't discussing:
- aesthetic qualities of the integers
- the inclusion of 0 in the set of natural numbers
- roots of unity
- p-adic numbers
it's time to find a new circle
January 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reposted by sam
The radical left doesn’t want you to toast sliced ciabatta.

They don’t want you putting melted provolone on each slice.

They become incensed seeing you sandwich leftover meatballs between the slices.
January 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
had a go on a leaf vacuum today and i’ve got to tell you the experience was incredible. like operating a land-based zamboni
December 30, 2024 at 11:57 PM
it’s a sign of the times, i suppose, but these days, car infotainment systems are less about info and more about tainment
December 28, 2024 at 12:25 AM
admittedly I went to a magnet school but it’s insane the CS pipeline that develops from like age 13. grind PSAT, grind SAT/ACT, grind AP tests, grind algorithms, grind leetcode, grind interview prep, grind grind grind until you have been ground. i see it in my friends & it’s why i went into a PhD
The real insight here is how this speaks to the hidden pathologies in tech culture driving the enforcement of broken hiring practices based on grinding brain teasers, rooted as they are in a belief that IQ is real, can definitely be measured via CS quizzes, and is the “fair” way to organize society
they're having a race off on X
December 27, 2024 at 2:00 AM
there are people walking this earth who look just like you or me, but in reality possess no immortal soul or capacity for higher level thought. we identify these people as those who believe that ‘die hard’ can be considered a christmas movie
December 21, 2024 at 6:11 AM
insane how hard carol of the bells goes. it’s the best christmas song and it’s not even close
December 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
looking into starting a macrobrewery. first smartarse to suggest an IPA gets shot
December 17, 2024 at 2:05 AM
spare a thought for the data analysts chained to the walls in spotify HQ being forced to come up with 500 new bullshit music genres every year
December 4, 2024 at 2:31 PM
when you study computer you will learn that every monday is a ‘cyber monday’
November 30, 2024 at 5:59 PM
i find it difficult to believe that there was once a significant number of people imitators claiming to be 'slim shady'
November 25, 2024 at 5:07 AM
'do androids dream of electric sheep' obviously they do not . why would they. what a stupid fucking question
November 25, 2024 at 2:17 AM
the ear cleaning meta has been flipped on its head over the past decade—q-tip advocates are still in shambles. i think we’re overdue a proper analysis as to what ended the cottony reign of terror
November 23, 2024 at 1:17 AM
i’m a simple person on a simple mission: to discover what a G6 is and how one might be fly like one
November 21, 2024 at 11:31 PM