SamplosButGood
@samplosbutgood.bsky.social
farted so hard I hurt my back
Hard to imagine
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hard to imagine
It snores if he rolls over
a woman is standing next to a large red inflatable object
ALT: a woman is standing next to a large red inflatable object
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September 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It snores if he rolls over
Different parents
July 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Different parents
then, a nice sandwich for lunch
June 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
then, a nice sandwich for lunch
Sure, the official lyrics may be readily available and we COULD show you those, but we’ve let our AI analyze over one billion hours phone recordings of people singing the lyrics incorrectly in the car and we’re showing you that first. Hope this helps
June 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Sure, the official lyrics may be readily available and we COULD show you those, but we’ve let our AI analyze over one billion hours phone recordings of people singing the lyrics incorrectly in the car and we’re showing you that first. Hope this helps
Ass shit, living in a movie/butt poop, daddy’s little cutie/turd so fine, they’ll never see you leaving by the backdoor, man
June 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ass shit, living in a movie/butt poop, daddy’s little cutie/turd so fine, they’ll never see you leaving by the backdoor, man
June 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
this one is from the point of view of the dinosaurs and its mostly about them eating and going to the bathroom. The big climax is when one gets tranquilized so they can give it ear infection medicine
June 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
this one is from the point of view of the dinosaurs and its mostly about them eating and going to the bathroom. The big climax is when one gets tranquilized so they can give it ear infection medicine
afternoon is evening’s morn
June 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
afternoon is evening’s morn
I’ve always felt this verse of Human seemed a little forced
May 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’ve always felt this verse of Human seemed a little forced
Time to post a random picture on your device without explanation
May 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Time to post a random picture on your device without explanation
may all of your wildest dreams come true and uhh etcetera
May 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
may all of your wildest dreams come true and uhh etcetera
I am glad the bird is dead as well
May 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I am glad the bird is dead as well
I would lose it if I heard someone say this lol
April 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I would lose it if I heard someone say this lol
This is made up?
April 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is made up?
to the tune of Don’t Fear the Reaper
February 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
to the tune of Don’t Fear the Reaper
I hope you like the alt text : )
February 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I hope you like the alt text : )
This was the inspiration and motivation I needed to finally get something done I’ve been putting off for months. Turns out my house keys were in my fall coat so now I don’t need to leave my front door open. Thank you.
February 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This was the inspiration and motivation I needed to finally get something done I’ve been putting off for months. Turns out my house keys were in my fall coat so now I don’t need to leave my front door open. Thank you.