natalie
@samplingfrequency.bsky.social
on several spectrums | ✌️🥺✨| simp
Oh yess forgot the 🍋
April 9, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Oh yess forgot the 🍋
Or this shit plus some cucumbers, garlic, and dill 🤤
April 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Or this shit plus some cucumbers, garlic, and dill 🤤
Hope someone slowly but steadily takes care of your load bearing column in all the right ways
March 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Hope someone slowly but steadily takes care of your load bearing column in all the right ways
Everything reminds me of her
March 25, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Everything reminds me of her
There must be a better term than “morning wood” maybe morning willow? Sunrise cedar? Daybreak juniper?
March 25, 2024 at 3:51 PM
There must be a better term than “morning wood” maybe morning willow? Sunrise cedar? Daybreak juniper?
Make sure you bring enough cnt to serve the entire team
March 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Make sure you bring enough cnt to serve the entire team
As a veteran gooner, I need a whole browser window
February 18, 2024 at 5:13 AM
As a veteran gooner, I need a whole browser window
I’ll probably miss the ceremony bc of getting anxious about my, idk, eyebrows, and/or have a military grade panic attack
February 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I’ll probably miss the ceremony bc of getting anxious about my, idk, eyebrows, and/or have a military grade panic attack
Girl with 3 loads of unfolded laundry just sitting there for more than a week reporting for duty 🫡
February 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Girl with 3 loads of unfolded laundry just sitting there for more than a week reporting for duty 🫡
Did I miss new Celeste DLC?
January 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Did I miss new Celeste DLC?
I use my gmail at work solely for the purpose of authenticating to other apps
January 17, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I use my gmail at work solely for the purpose of authenticating to other apps
Using flash on food pics should be punishable by imprisonment and, in rare cases, 😵
January 10, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Using flash on food pics should be punishable by imprisonment and, in rare cases, 😵
What sound does it make when it goes undone?
December 7, 2023 at 1:34 AM
What sound does it make when it goes undone?
Narrator: “unfortunately, all that mouth could do was interrupt women and misgender”
November 26, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Narrator: “unfortunately, all that mouth could do was interrupt women and misgender”
Me to every broey dude who’s on adderall: “so uhhhh.. are you like… insane at sucking dick??”
November 26, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Me to every broey dude who’s on adderall: “so uhhhh.. are you like… insane at sucking dick??”