Chelsea
@samparkington.bsky.social
Squirrel Girl Lord, Narrative Strategist, Chappell Roan Stan, Cat Mom, Ex-Disney & Blizzard
I guess technically any bender except a fire bender can blood bend. Blood is water, a bunch of minerals including iron, and oxygen.
December 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I guess technically any bender except a fire bender can blood bend. Blood is water, a bunch of minerals including iron, and oxygen.
Korra walked so that Carol Danvers could run. Or rather Korra kicked ass so that Carol Danvers could fly.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Korra walked so that Carol Danvers could run. Or rather Korra kicked ass so that Carol Danvers could fly.
Watching Legend of Korra again and I forgot that the first time Mako meets Asami she runs him over and the Princess treatment’s him. She’s like “I’ll take you out to dinner at {fancy place}” and he’s like I don’t have nice enough clothes and shes like “don’t worry baby boy 😉”
December 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watching Legend of Korra again and I forgot that the first time Mako meets Asami she runs him over and the Princess treatment’s him. She’s like “I’ll take you out to dinner at {fancy place}” and he’s like I don’t have nice enough clothes and shes like “don’t worry baby boy 😉”
If you saw me high walking around *sensory friendly* zoo lights with my mom and my wife no you didn’t t
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If you saw me high walking around *sensory friendly* zoo lights with my mom and my wife no you didn’t t
Important to have a little phrase you say to yourself that never fails to make you giggle. Mine is: New Donk City
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Important to have a little phrase you say to yourself that never fails to make you giggle. Mine is: New Donk City
We just moved to Berkeley and I am thankful for Middle Eastern and North African coffee shops. We have a ton of Ethiopian, Syrian, and Yemeni coffee shops around us and boy do they make Starbucks freakin irrelevant.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
We just moved to Berkeley and I am thankful for Middle Eastern and North African coffee shops. We have a ton of Ethiopian, Syrian, and Yemeni coffee shops around us and boy do they make Starbucks freakin irrelevant.
I went to my first business pitch type dinner with some big tech guys at a fancy sushi restaurant a few weeks ago (on them) and at one point in the dinner the VP of Sales who was there literally said word for word- “So what kind of proprietary technology are you building?” Lol
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I went to my first business pitch type dinner with some big tech guys at a fancy sushi restaurant a few weeks ago (on them) and at one point in the dinner the VP of Sales who was there literally said word for word- “So what kind of proprietary technology are you building?” Lol
Obsessed with Gambit’s character designs chefs kiss
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Obsessed with Gambit’s character designs chefs kiss
Crying over how much faster our download speeds are now that we have fiber. Marvel Rivals 1.49 GB update? Done in under 2 minutes. Before? An hour? An hour and half? I love it here.
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Crying over how much faster our download speeds are now that we have fiber. Marvel Rivals 1.49 GB update? Done in under 2 minutes. Before? An hour? An hour and half? I love it here.
Just accidentally bought a chocolate bar that retails for 40 euro
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Just accidentally bought a chocolate bar that retails for 40 euro
Deterring my cat from eating my food by aggressively kissing her
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Deterring my cat from eating my food by aggressively kissing her
The more femme you are, the softer your soul, the more rage you will have. It’s just math.
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The more femme you are, the softer your soul, the more rage you will have. It’s just math.
So much of the discourse of modern feminism is centered around men.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So much of the discourse of modern feminism is centered around men.
Nobody really cares about your straight cis wedding.
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nobody really cares about your straight cis wedding.
My favorite part of the latest Mission Impossible is when Simon Peggs character grandly states that a huge data center holds “100 billion gigabytes” but then offhandedly reveals a flash drive they are going to use that holds “150,000 TB”. In case you were wondering 100 billion gb is 100,000 TB.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My favorite part of the latest Mission Impossible is when Simon Peggs character grandly states that a huge data center holds “100 billion gigabytes” but then offhandedly reveals a flash drive they are going to use that holds “150,000 TB”. In case you were wondering 100 billion gb is 100,000 TB.
Normally I’m pretty oblivious to men in public’s entitlement and general cluelessness but not when I’m running late unfortunately for them. Like sir you are a gate agent not god.
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Normally I’m pretty oblivious to men in public’s entitlement and general cluelessness but not when I’m running late unfortunately for them. Like sir you are a gate agent not god.
I thought I was making it up because every time I come back to Orange County I feel like I can’t breathe as well but no our air quality is significantly worse across the board than SF and the Bay’s. Thank god we are moving.
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I thought I was making it up because every time I come back to Orange County I feel like I can’t breathe as well but no our air quality is significantly worse across the board than SF and the Bay’s. Thank god we are moving.
Reposted by Chelsea
I don’t care if this offends you :
Transwomen are real women ! 🏳️⚧️
Transwomen are real women ! 🏳️⚧️
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I don’t care if this offends you :
Transwomen are real women ! 🏳️⚧️
Transwomen are real women ! 🏳️⚧️
Corporations are unnatural
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Corporations are unnatural
Watching Marvel Zombies and who tf hates my baby Kamala Kahn this much Jesus Christ
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Watching Marvel Zombies and who tf hates my baby Kamala Kahn this much Jesus Christ
The way lesbians look at each other… I could write a thousand poems… a million songs…. Ughfhfhdjsk
October 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The way lesbians look at each other… I could write a thousand poems… a million songs…. Ughfhfhdjsk
Obsessed with Victorian houses. 4 bedrooms, 3200 sq ft. 1 bathroom. Lol
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Obsessed with Victorian houses. 4 bedrooms, 3200 sq ft. 1 bathroom. Lol
No such thing as a high value man
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
No such thing as a high value man
Thinking about how my Nintendo switch charger is literally the fastest charger I’ve ever owned.
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thinking about how my Nintendo switch charger is literally the fastest charger I’ve ever owned.
Obsessed with the fact that all three gay people who have been to space have been LESBIANS. Like duh of course they are.
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Obsessed with the fact that all three gay people who have been to space have been LESBIANS. Like duh of course they are.