Sam Pants
@sampants.bsky.social
Sam ★ NB (they/them) ★ 29 ★ Comedian, Artist, Pokemon TCG Player, Friend-Shaped ★ the skies seem bluer around here
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Capitalism got me crying in the club. And by club I mean Joann's. At the cutting counter. In front of Deb. The cutting counter attendant.
April 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Capitalism got me crying in the club. And by club I mean Joann's. At the cutting counter. In front of Deb. The cutting counter attendant.
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Day two of #PokemonTeH cards!!! (Note: Tera & Stellar Pokémon do not currently have their rules on them)
Stellar is a new addition to the game! These Pokémon become the type of whatever energy is attached to them! In addition, many of their attacks encourage or require multiple types of energy!!!
Stellar is a new addition to the game! These Pokémon become the type of whatever energy is attached to them! In addition, many of their attacks encourage or require multiple types of energy!!!
![Castform
Basic
HP 80
Stellar Type
Ability: Forecast
If a Fire Energy is attached to this card, Castform's attacks deal an additional 30 damage. This also applies for Water and Fighting energies (each damage amplifier per energy type works separately)
[C][C] Weather Ball: 40 damage.
Weakness: Fighting x2
Resistance: None
Retreat: 0
Uncommon](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:27jbo3g5zzd4dexogzwrnqrr/bafkreifpmfpc3h64z6ct6k6ex5ql7zykfmxmuruvd7nr6k3mdmlrug6m6e@jpeg)
![Eevee
Basic
HP 60
Stellar Type
Ability: Evobuddy
Once during your turn, you may search your deck for a card that Evolves from Eevee and shares a type with it. Put that card on this card. You can only use this effect if Eevee has not been played this turn or this is your first turn of the game
[C] Glomp: 20 damage.
Weakness: Fighting x2
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
Common](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:27jbo3g5zzd4dexogzwrnqrr/bafkreiekrgyzmnmqtnotdx4v6brdlq3kyymv56u4zebjktoagllz4e2t2m@jpeg)
![Oricorio
Basic
HP 90
Stellar Type
Ability: Stellar Rhythm
Your active Pokémon can damage benched Tera Pokémon as though they were not Tera Pokémon
[C] Revelation Dance: 40+ damage. This attack does 20 more damage for each type of basic energy attached to this Pokémon
Weakness: Lightning x2
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
Uncommon](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:27jbo3g5zzd4dexogzwrnqrr/bafkreicjrmwe7tollrnhhec2rtagg5ng2e2yp57kguuq2vnkgcfsmlxeby@jpeg)
![Rapid Strike Urshifu
Stage 1: Evolves from Kubfu
HP 140
Stellar Type
[W][F] Surging Strikes: 40x damage. This attack does 40 times the number of basic energy with different types attached to this Pokémon
[F][F][C] Close Combat: 130 damage. Discard an energy attached to this Pokémon
Weakness: Lightning x2
Resistance: None
Retreat: 2
Uncommon](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:27jbo3g5zzd4dexogzwrnqrr/bafkreiduxjm5bfrmzwskhbib62nw6x7lkhnmd5gcodjbcky3gij5t6cahq@jpeg)
April 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Day two of #PokemonTeH cards!!! (Note: Tera & Stellar Pokémon do not currently have their rules on them)
Stellar is a new addition to the game! These Pokémon become the type of whatever energy is attached to them! In addition, many of their attacks encourage or require multiple types of energy!!!
Stellar is a new addition to the game! These Pokémon become the type of whatever energy is attached to them! In addition, many of their attacks encourage or require multiple types of energy!!!
just scored tix for less than jake in june and the aquabats in august. potentially the best day ever????
April 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
just scored tix for less than jake in june and the aquabats in august. potentially the best day ever????
had the time of my life working side events at this weekend's atlanta regional championship! professor pants signing off o7
April 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
had the time of my life working side events at this weekend's atlanta regional championship! professor pants signing off o7
who up with the emotional capacity to help talk me through a mental breakdown?
April 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
who up with the emotional capacity to help talk me through a mental breakdown?
gible drop event... i need you to work with me here... do you know who i am???
March 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
gible drop event... i need you to work with me here... do you know who i am???
huh, that can't be right
(our sources are telling us: its right)
(our sources are telling us: its right)
March 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
huh, that can't be right
(our sources are telling us: its right)
(our sources are telling us: its right)
clover offers u a smooch 💋 goodnight
February 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
clover offers u a smooch 💋 goodnight
math class is where i produce the highest quality rats
February 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
math class is where i produce the highest quality rats
I'm definitely paying attention in calculus
January 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm definitely paying attention in calculus
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It’s been quite the show start to the year for art I swear… but here’s a sketch from last year of my Rattata gijinka!
January 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s been quite the show start to the year for art I swear… but here’s a sketch from last year of my Rattata gijinka!
shout out to zero of my professors for having zoom class due to cold, yall arent real ones
January 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
shout out to zero of my professors for having zoom class due to cold, yall arent real ones
one etb. I'm just built different.
January 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
one etb. I'm just built different.
I'm losing my MIND OVER HERE
January 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I'm losing my MIND OVER HERE
lrp i think of that fucking video every time someone mentions the word skibidi
January 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
lrp i think of that fucking video every time someone mentions the word skibidi
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"eugh skibidi toilet is impenetrable and weird, I fear Gen Z is lost and brainrotted in a uniquely bad way, probably cause of cell phone."
Oh really? Let me show you what everyone thought was funny when I was 13 and phones were a thing on your kitchen wall.
Oh really? Let me show you what everyone thought was funny when I was 13 and phones were a thing on your kitchen wall.
January 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"eugh skibidi toilet is impenetrable and weird, I fear Gen Z is lost and brainrotted in a uniquely bad way, probably cause of cell phone."
Oh really? Let me show you what everyone thought was funny when I was 13 and phones were a thing on your kitchen wall.
Oh really? Let me show you what everyone thought was funny when I was 13 and phones were a thing on your kitchen wall.
made a new friend at the gym bc he had pokemon stickers on his water bottle. his name? Sam. now we're tcg pocket friends. Epic Gamer Moment
January 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
made a new friend at the gym bc he had pokemon stickers on his water bottle. his name? Sam. now we're tcg pocket friends. Epic Gamer Moment
shoulder n chest day leggo
January 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
shoulder n chest day leggo
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had to move tables in my college physics class that i pay a lot of money to attend because a transphobe was targeting and harrassing me hahahaha ha ha
January 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
had to move tables in my college physics class that i pay a lot of money to attend because a transphobe was targeting and harrassing me hahahaha ha ha
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obsessed with this Japanese HGSS slot machine art of Pikachu
December 22, 2024 at 7:59 PM
obsessed with this Japanese HGSS slot machine art of Pikachu
germany aint ready for these rats
November 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM
germany aint ready for these rats