Sam Paine
@sampaine.bsky.social
I'm Sam. I'm a Paine. I'm much worse in person.
“He who dares not offend cannot be honest.”
I prefer the company of cats over humans and I'm rooting for Mother Nature in the end.
NO DMs.
“He who dares not offend cannot be honest.”
I prefer the company of cats over humans and I'm rooting for Mother Nature in the end.
NO DMs.
Here's your new boy. Scott Leiendecker, a former Republican director of elections for the city of St. Louis.
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Here's your new boy. Scott Leiendecker, a former Republican director of elections for the city of St. Louis.
Why indeed? Good question.
October 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Why indeed? Good question.
No they won't. Too stupid. The rest will kill them all.
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No they won't. Too stupid. The rest will kill them all.
Those died in 2024.
October 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Those died in 2024.
There's a lonely dick in the Whitehouse that needs sucking. Why don't you go do that and leave the rest of us along. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
There's a lonely dick in the Whitehouse that needs sucking. Why don't you go do that and leave the rest of us along. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Take him down please, and thank you.
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Take him down please, and thank you.
Yes indeed. And the self destruction is going to be spectacularly painful and very fun to watch.
October 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Yes indeed. And the self destruction is going to be spectacularly painful and very fun to watch.
Nor can you get out of hell for it either. You'll see.
October 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nor can you get out of hell for it either. You'll see.
Which will NEVER happen because, in case she didn't notice, we are done with stupid people.
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Which will NEVER happen because, in case she didn't notice, we are done with stupid people.
At this point the fake president lacks the authority to breathe the same air as the rest of us.
October 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
At this point the fake president lacks the authority to breathe the same air as the rest of us.
You should actually be found guilty of treason and murder, and sentenced to death... but hey, what do I know.
October 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You should actually be found guilty of treason and murder, and sentenced to death... but hey, what do I know.
WE ARE ALL JOURNALISTS IN 2025.
October 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
WE ARE ALL JOURNALISTS IN 2025.
I can promise this much: they are not going to like a country full of hundreds of millions of people with nothing left to lose. But hey, give it a go.
October 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I can promise this much: they are not going to like a country full of hundreds of millions of people with nothing left to lose. But hey, give it a go.
We will never trust our elections after 2024. That's the truth.
October 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We will never trust our elections after 2024. That's the truth.
We need to straighten out our trump problem.
October 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We need to straighten out our trump problem.
Trump calls them enigmas.
October 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trump calls them enigmas.
Let them respond with deadly force while I eat popcorn.
October 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Let them respond with deadly force while I eat popcorn.