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Sampaguita_II
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A blend of snark and sincerity that makes engaging feel like a friendly roast
-one moment you're laughing, the next you're contemplating existential dread.

---also---

🇨🇦 Never Vote Conservative 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 📎💪
Of course, Joe Rogan has a totally different take on the safety of an interstellar comet.

*hint: We are all going to die, and it's Obama/Bidens fault.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I managed to see C2025 Lemmon A6 and still have my fingers crossed for Atlas.
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Of course, right on queue...
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Meanwhile, in Canada.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I found a 2024 used for a great price! HAHAHA! 😳
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Trump/Epstein Paedophile Arena. #TrumpiSARapist #Epstein #ReleaseTheList
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Looks funny ... however description proves its fake. Can't even trust funny cat videos any more.
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Might want to send this as well...
AI
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Ai
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The fact that I have to ask this question proves that 'thoughts and prayers' do not work and karma does not exist.
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
LET'S GO BLUEJAYS!
Bluejays Baseball returns February 21, 2026.
#StillWantItAll
#BLUEJAYS
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Or this guy....
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
East and West.
Moon and Sun.
#moonrise #sunset
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Apparently someone evil died. The wrong someone though. I mean getting close but still no cigar.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
And just like that Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid turns into The Treasure of Sierra Madre.
#TCMParty #ButchCassidyandTheSundanceKid
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Nervous? I not nervous. Your nervous.
#BLUEJAYS #WANTITALL #WORLDSERIES2025
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yesterday's sunset (forgot to post😳) and tonight's sunset (remembered to post 😀)
#sunsets
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This just arrived this morning!
Foreshadowing of a great game 7 ending for the #bluejays?
Fingers crossed as we #WANTITALL #WORLDSERIES2025
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Mine scares a lot of rightwingers and low IQers.
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
GAUZE-MAN!
🤣👍⚾️🐦
#BLUEJAYS #WANTITALL #WORLDSERIES2025
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The world is getting to be a dangerous place!

We drove into Port Perry today and both the wife and I got shot!
Twice!
Each!
#VaccinesWork #CovidIsNotOver #FluShot
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Looks like the piece of shit Blake is up.
Fuck him and his Charlie Kirk loving racist ass.
#worldseries2025
Blake Snell - good
blake treinen - waste of carbon
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Forgot to post earlier. This was in the mail when I got home. #Happy
When I see #TheArchers trending this is what I think of. #criterioncollection
#PowellPressburger
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM