Sam (Squirrel) He/Him
@sammywb.bsky.social
Insert pithy statement here.
PS...I am just a curmudgeon trying not to lose my mind in today's world. So I make jokes and hope you laugh. Cuz that's all I got. I welcome ANY advice from you whippersnappers!
PS...I am just a curmudgeon trying not to lose my mind in today's world. So I make jokes and hope you laugh. Cuz that's all I got. I welcome ANY advice from you whippersnappers!
President Trump (25th) addresses the nation (25th) with an important update (25th) on the state (25th) of our nation (Epstein)
President Trump Delivers an Address to the Nation
YouTube video by The White House
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
President Trump (25th) addresses the nation (25th) with an important update (25th) on the state (25th) of our nation (Epstein)
I can't breathe. This is just too horrible.
Director and actor Rob Reiner found dead at home with wife Michele Singer Reiner
Authorities investigating ‘apparent homicide’ after 78-year-old director of Stand By Me and The Princess Bride was discovered dead at LA home with wife
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I can't breathe. This is just too horrible.
Trigger warning: 'Hero' who wrestled gun from Bondi shooter named as Ahmed al Ahmed - BBC.
My take? This is the kind of man ICE would detain.
My take? This is the kind of man ICE would detain.
'Hero' who wrestled gun from Bondi shooter named as Ahmed al Ahmed - BBC News
Fifteen people were killed in the shooting at Australia's Bondi Beach, as crowds attended an event to celebrate Hanukkah.
share.google
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Trigger warning: 'Hero' who wrestled gun from Bondi shooter named as Ahmed al Ahmed - BBC.
My take? This is the kind of man ICE would detain.
My take? This is the kind of man ICE would detain.
Sorry friends. I couldn't think of a single funny meme for the latest headline.
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Sorry friends. I couldn't think of a single funny meme for the latest headline.
Everyone should call on the 24th and report a Palestinian couple squatting in the barn having a baby.
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Everyone should call on the 24th and report a Palestinian couple squatting in the barn having a baby.
If a court order is made in the forest and Trump ignores it, does it make a sound?
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If a court order is made in the forest and Trump ignores it, does it make a sound?
AAAAny day now
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
AAAAny day now
Shock and awe, Bannon? Seeing you with Epstein is no shock and all awful.
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Shock and awe, Bannon? Seeing you with Epstein is no shock and all awful.
GOP: We don't want people like you in America!
Also GOP: You can't leave America!
Also GOP: You can't leave America!
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOP: We don't want people like you in America!
Also GOP: You can't leave America!
Also GOP: You can't leave America!
I tried to come up with a pithy sign off. The best I could come up with was "bye" because it's currently 19 degrees.
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I tried to come up with a pithy sign off. The best I could come up with was "bye" because it's currently 19 degrees.
They arrested this cishetwhite citizen for asking questions and CUT OFF HER WEDDING RING.
Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
www.mprnews.org
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
They arrested this cishetwhite citizen for asking questions and CUT OFF HER WEDDING RING.
I always thought Branson had a weird choice for his businesses. Now it suddenly makes complete sense.
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I always thought Branson had a weird choice for his businesses. Now it suddenly makes complete sense.
Does this mean sexual harassment will be acceptable? All someone would have to say is, "I thought they were trans" and that makes it ok?
New Florida Bill Would Make It Illegal To Fire Transphobes
The bill applies to state and local employers as well as contractors. The bill also establishes a "Don't Say Gay" policy that applies to private businesses that contract with the state.
open.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Does this mean sexual harassment will be acceptable? All someone would have to say is, "I thought they were trans" and that makes it ok?
There is literally NOTHING I can do to make this more upsetting and/or absurdly amusing so I'll just post it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There is literally NOTHING I can do to make this more upsetting and/or absurdly amusing so I'll just post it.
Perfect holiday gift for the MAGA folks in the family
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Perfect holiday gift for the MAGA folks in the family
Who's the reason for the season, again?
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Who's the reason for the season, again?
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
On any day ending with "Y"
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
On any day ending with "Y"
It's a MAJOR AWARD!
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's a MAJOR AWARD!
