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Sammy the Orange Cat
@sammytheorangecat.bsky.social
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I'm a cat.
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At least she feeds me.
Sammy the Hungry Orange Cat with his taco.
March 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
sammytheorangecat.bsky.social
Listen, I can see the pen is right there. Can you just... Can I have it? Can you just give it to me?
Sammy the Office Supply Obsessed Orange Cat is thwarted by the coil of a spiral notebook. Sammy the Morose Orange Cat questions his life choices. Sammy the Desperate Orange Cat pleads for the pen.
February 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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We need to talk about how you haven't posted a photo of me in two weeks.

You're doing it right now, aren't you?
FOCUS ON SAMMY THE MOST IMPORTANT ORANGE CAT.
February 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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This is unacceptable. How can I properly engage with my fans if the human can't even post for me on a regular cadence? I might have to steal her phone. Time for a coup.
The frustrations of Sammy the Most Handsome and Entertaining Orange Cat are endless.
January 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
sammytheorangecat.bsky.social
You claimed this was "your" pen. Let's talk more about that.
Sammy, definitely not the Orange Pen Thief, initiates a stand-off over a black Pilot G2, the best of pens.
January 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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She left me for 11 days. The nerve. The gall. THE AUDACITY.
Sammy the Orange Cat rubs up against the legs of the most ungrateful human on Earth.
January 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
sammytheorangecat.bsky.social
Santa brought me a new tree. I don't even know why I keep that other human around.
Sammy rules over all the light touches from the top of his new tree.
December 25, 2024 at 8:14 PM
sammytheorangecat.bsky.social
This is, of course, my bed. But I will continue to allow you to sleep here.
Sammy rules over the bed from his perch on "my" Casper pillow.
December 17, 2024 at 4:42 PM
sammytheorangecat.bsky.social
Now that I have your attention... happy #caturday.
Sammy tries to take the camera. Sammy wants the camera. Sammy needs the camera. Give Sammy the camera.
December 14, 2024 at 5:36 PM
sammytheorangecat.bsky.social
Not quite sure what this internship is for...
Definitely not being cuddled against my will
December 12, 2024 at 12:52 AM
sammytheorangecat.bsky.social
"I hope you were not planning on using your legs."
December 5, 2024 at 6:27 AM
sammytheorangecat.bsky.social
I love you. Now go away.
November 30, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Holding space for defying gravity.
Sammy is upside down.
November 27, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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I am not here. You cannot see me.
Sammy fails miserably at hiding behind a blanket.
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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All your laps are belong to me.
Sammy the Orange Cat in complete control of a lap.
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Is this the Internet? Did I do it right?
November 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM