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Sammy
@sammyspoder.bsky.social
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26M
Not my shower-Brelly being dirty! Guess I'll have to include you in my daily cleaning ritual from now on...

sponge, bar of soap, or loofah?
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Well, good thing I can just Uber Eats another handful 🥰
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Signed
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Nothing sad about it~ :::P
December 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
It's a very good profile!
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
😇
December 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I'll ask the employee, maybe they're in the back...
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hey now! It's just because we're not really sure what you want, smooshing is just generally a good guess 😋
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
f-for how long...?
December 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Those are exactly what I was looking for, thank you 🥰
December 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"Honey, Brelly is 'mmmhh mmhhh mmhhh-ing' again."

"Aw cmon, I smooshed her last time."

"No, pretty sure it's your turn."

"Alright alright fine. 🙄"
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
lol get cummed on
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
😌

😫
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Good thing I'm not a bug 😮‍💨😌
December 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'll take one for the team, you can use me as a toy 😔
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Won't you girls PLEASE think of the poor, not sat on brelly... 🥺
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
One group gets to watch the other have "fun" with me!

I don't decide which group is which until day of, gotta keep em guessing...
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
OMG meeeee 🤪
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Keep going ☺️😈☺️
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sort of a Rooment
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Actually THQ is an initialism of the term "Toy Headquarters" and importantly, not an acronym. This means you wouldn't say "thick" you'd say "T-H-Q". Hope this helps ☺️
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM