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Sam P
@sammypancake.bsky.social
punographer / pug person / cat dad / designer / art director / motion graphics
Why did the cow farmer stop growing weed?

Because the stakes were too high.
January 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If @bsky.app had an event feature, that'd be teetz.
January 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Slowly migrating my terrible jokes from FB over to Bluesky.

If you’re an old dude with a younger partner are you a CPAPI? A chill daddy with a pill caddy?
January 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reposted by Sam P
Regulations exist to protect what cannot protect itself—our parks, wildlife, and cultural heritage.
November 24, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I guess I should move more more “shortform” rants from FB to here from now on. Maybe I should just go back and copy / paste em here.
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 PM
November 17, 2024 at 9:22 PM
wat.
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM