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Sammy Ortiz
@sammyortiz.bsky.social
Husband | Father | Grandfather | Servant | US Army Veteran | I am married and NOT looking for hookups or to talk on WhatsApp or any other platform.
If you’re reading this then you were left behind.
September 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
September 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The EAGLES are America’s Team! Go BIRDS! 🦅
September 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Soon and very soon…
September 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
South Park is Making America Great Again!
August 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If only it were possible.
August 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yeah brother
July 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Scotland ain’t playing
July 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Looks about right
July 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
According to the WSJ, he’s in the files!
July 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“What wicked web we weave when we practice to deceive.”
July 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just might be…
July 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
July 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Say it with your chest!
July 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
July 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Oh my
June 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ope
June 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy 250th Birthday to the U.S. Army
June 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Wait… so deporting the hardest-working people—the so-called “illegals”—is now a problem because businesses can’t function without them? Make it make sense. You can’t call them criminals one minute, then complain when they’re gone and no one’s left to pick the crops or clean the rooms. Which is it?
June 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Facts
June 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I believe him.
June 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Pendejo
June 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Apparently he did have the cards.
June 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
June 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sir shit-a lot
June 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM