Sammy Mowrey
sammymowrey.bsky.social
Sammy Mowrey
@sammymowrey.bsky.social
Comedian, Adult Swim, HBO Max, The Atlantic, Vice. Host of 🗣 @femmestherules they/them

https://beacons.ai/mowrey
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April 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all the trans people I do not particularly fuck with!!!! I hope you assholes have a nice day too!
April 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Reposted by Sammy Mowrey
"Trans Comedians Take On Trump's America with Dylan McKeever, River Butcher, and Sammy Mowrey" by @adamconover.net w/ @deemakes.bsky.social, @riverbutcher.bsky.social, @sammymowrey.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo8_...
Trans Comedians Take On Trump's America with Dylan McKeever, River Butcher, and Sammy Mowrey
YouTube video by Adam Conover
www.youtube.com
March 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I can always find a parking spot at the Silverlake Trader Joes because I approach it with a pure heart and love for my fellow man
March 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Someone should make an @adamconover.net egg posting acct
March 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Transness is a threat to the dominant culture (positive)
March 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Tbh Ru Paul should’ve let Jewels shoot Arrietty with a gun for stealing her jokes
March 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If tenderqueers decided to use their powers for good the left would be unstoppable
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If we should ban anything it should be saying “Im just a little guy” if you’re over thirty
March 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Took a muscle relaxer and I stg the writing on High Potential makes more sense now. Love this television program!!!
February 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Reposted by Sammy Mowrey
Hello to my gorgeous new followers. Join my email list if you want to know when I’ll be doing stand up in your town: bit.ly/3CunHg8
January 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I learned Sunday night that Boston hates Maine which is totally fine but idk if there’s any place they do not hate???
February 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ok they should know too???
elon musk won't see your posts about his botched penile implant, but your friends with trash dick will
February 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ciabatta is almost never the correct bread for a given sandwich
February 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Valentines day but for posting the person you’re “taking things slow with”
February 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Im making Adam’s fans are turn on him…. All according to SCHEDULE
You were so amazing! I mean Adam was ok too I guess
February 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I will eat your steaks with my hands!!!! (i am opening for Adam to be clear)
OMAHA! I'll be performing a brand new hour of standup at the Omaha Funny Bone on Wednesday, February 12th! Get tickets at adamconover.net/tourdates
February 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
She’s kinda like if Bowser slayed
February 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If nonbinary people don’t exist who will get your mullet haircuts, Donald Trump?
January 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They should invent a bisexual woman with a boyfriend but Im the boyfriend
January 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Being trans sucks bc sometimes you find yourself googling “where to buy a suit for a guy like me” and that’s humiliating
January 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Look at this absolute poem
look to our queer ancestors. treat them like gods. pray to them. they fought for us to get to this moment. they know the future is bright, too.
January 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
they are trying to overwhelm us. don't let them. we wont give up. we're gonna win. it's going to take awhile, we're gonna get our asses kicked around a little, but we're gonna win. don't let the darkness of the moment blind you from the light of the future (it's so bright! i swear).
January 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hello to my gorgeous new followers. Join my email list if you want to know when I’ll be doing stand up in your town: bit.ly/3CunHg8
January 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ive never been closer to starting a substack
January 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM