Sam J
@sammyj.bsky.social
34. Musician, comedian, professional sleeper
Resting as much as I can with an old man keeping me company
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Resting as much as I can with an old man keeping me company
Quote something random from your phone
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Quote something random from your phone
Felt cute might delete later
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Felt cute might delete later
Tried going for yallternative at work today. I feel like I should be heading back to work the homestead lol.
October 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Tried going for yallternative at work today. I feel like I should be heading back to work the homestead lol.
The new job is wonderful. No red tape, no pointless meetings, just me using my stupid English degree to write.
September 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The new job is wonderful. No red tape, no pointless meetings, just me using my stupid English degree to write.
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
September 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Show me your getaway vehicle
August 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Show me your getaway vehicle
Sometimes I look at myself and think I look pretty good
August 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sometimes I look at myself and think I look pretty good
Got an offer for a better job so I can finally drop the minimum wage one that’s been killing me. Life is good.
August 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Got an offer for a better job so I can finally drop the minimum wage one that’s been killing me. Life is good.
I’m capable of taking a decent selfie now and then
July 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’m capable of taking a decent selfie now and then
Look at this cute old man
June 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Look at this cute old man
A glass of wine and sonic spin ball. I’m in my comfort zone.
June 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
A glass of wine and sonic spin ball. I’m in my comfort zone.
I just found out these exist and I’ve never wanted anything more in my life
June 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I just found out these exist and I’ve never wanted anything more in my life
Got a haircut. It’s the beginning of a new era
June 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Got a haircut. It’s the beginning of a new era
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Interesting. Said I was most like baby. The rest tracks. Hilariously I always thought of myself as more Andy than April.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Interesting. Said I was most like baby. The rest tracks. Hilariously I always thought of myself as more Andy than April.
May 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Interesting. Said I was most like baby. The rest tracks. Hilariously I always thought of myself as more Andy than April.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Interesting. Said I was most like baby. The rest tracks. Hilariously I always thought of myself as more Andy than April.
Last night’s show went incredibly well. I might actually enjoy being a frontman.
May 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Last night’s show went incredibly well. I might actually enjoy being a frontman.
I want this to be what people think of me one day
May 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I want this to be what people think of me one day
Post a pic from 10 years ago
A lot has changed since then, in many ways.
A lot has changed since then, in many ways.
May 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Post a pic from 10 years ago
A lot has changed since then, in many ways.
A lot has changed since then, in many ways.
Started this one since people won’t stop raving about it. Off to a better start than I expected.
May 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Started this one since people won’t stop raving about it. Off to a better start than I expected.
Post your favorite one-word movie.
May 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Post your favorite one-word movie.
Same. This one refuses to let me leave. He’s very persuasive.
May 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Same. This one refuses to let me leave. He’s very persuasive.
Alberto Vazquez and Pedro Rivero knocked it out of the park with Birdboy. The visual style and animation is gorgeous as ever. I can’t recommend it enough. Just like Unicorn Wars, it nailed the tone it was going for.
April 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Alberto Vazquez and Pedro Rivero knocked it out of the park with Birdboy. The visual style and animation is gorgeous as ever. I can’t recommend it enough. Just like Unicorn Wars, it nailed the tone it was going for.
Damn I didn’t think I was that bad.
April 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Damn I didn’t think I was that bad.
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
I don’t think he’s gonna give me much advice. But I’ll enjoy the company.
I don’t think he’s gonna give me much advice. But I’ll enjoy the company.
April 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
I don’t think he’s gonna give me much advice. But I’ll enjoy the company.
I don’t think he’s gonna give me much advice. But I’ll enjoy the company.