I want to be her and bed her

There's no need to taint Elmo's name here 😭 he's a good Muppet not a bad one like Elon

I frequently make my Mimi's vegetable soup with cornbread in all seasons. I'll down 6 bowls of that shit in one sitting if you let me 🤤🍲

Vat

Bought a label maker for this express purpose. Labeled my cabinets too so guests know where to find cups & stuff. 10/10

Living the dream I never got to live little buddies 🦝🍷🍎

I've consumed more alcohol this past week than I have in my entire adult life combined. I've cried so hard my brain felt like it was splitting open for days in a row now. I'm finally picking myself up, but knowing where to go from here is daunting, impossible even. I have so little to give anymore..

“My treats are inconvenient” has pushed more Americans to fascism than we are ready to reckon with.

Unfortunately, they do in fact say that to people

It's always a celebration when the biscuit stand pops up in our house 😻 wish we could take in a third kitty