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Sammy
@sammyis.me
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Software dev, outdoor enthusiast, avid water drinker, rock climber

Seattle based 💚⛰️🌲

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Oxbow apparently makes pizza and it's pretty goddamn good
Screenshot from Strava with route map as background. The title reads "forgot to restart it from third place books to Burke Gilman". It shows 738 ft of elevation, 1 hour and 30 minutes movement time, distance of 12.7 miles. A single slice of pepperoni pizza on a cardboard plate
June 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Ads on Twitter continue being the worst lmao
Screenshot of an ad tweet from "Unjected official". The tweet reads "If you want this... Go to Bumble and use a pronoun! Unjected isn't for you" The ad includes an image of two people trying to kiss with masks on, and the caption "French kiss me baby - I'm trying!!"
February 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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YOUR PARTY IS THE REGIME

they just love feeling like victims
Tweet from Matt Gaetz that reads "the halftime you just watched is clearly the regime's response to Trump's historical gains with black men."
February 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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"If iT's nOT ToO mUcH tO aSk"

Fuck you.
Screenshot from Stardew Valley, showing a pond of Rainbow Trouts asking for 3 gold bars
January 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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oh brother
Screenshot from SpongeBob, showing silent audience members looking at the viewer with different expressions of boredom, annoyance, and uncomfortableness. One of the fish later says "Oh brother this guy stinks"
December 7, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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If we're talking about Christmas gifts....
Screenshot of the REI winter sale. The text reads: Up to 30% off The REI co-op winter sale Epic deals for any winter Up to 30% off gear and clothing thru Nov 25
November 15, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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🤔
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November 7, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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IT'S FALL
October 24, 2024 at 1:05 AM