Ok I didn't have to commit any war crimes

They always seem to partner w everyone EXCEPT pizza places. I have to imagine family fun centers don't want to be associated w child murder

The whole internet is filled with people who farm engagement by being the worst possible versions of themselves. Everyone, please please please fill my whole timeline w the positivity you bring into the world.

Candy Corn has a prior engagement

Yeaa, seemed that way. On top of that we were just in a pleasant Autumn Sunday mood so a disturbing domestic abuse allegory just wasn't very appealing. I totally burn myself out on horror in Oct. Nov is best for sci-fi, superheroes and holiday movies

It's time to look at Candy Corn

Oh this movie totally gave me a whole new love for the whole Predator/Alien verse

I love that reaper snowman portrait

You know you're feeling the groove, Matt

I was too early for S'mores

Red One

You were literally there