Sammy
@sammydpup.critter.cafe
Hiya! I'm a 36 year old corgi/fox mix from Baltimore named Sammy. My main interests are movies, video games, books and art. I'm here to escape the doom and gloom that has consumed so many other platforms and to maybe even make a few friends!
Pinned
Sammy
@sammydpup.critter.cafe
· Nov 16
I left Twitter a bit ago, finally feelin rdy to try something new and it seems like bluesky is the greener grass!
Some of my interests:
Furry everything!
Plus sized folk n furs
Reading
Movies (90s or earlier)
Videogames (mainly RPGs + strategy)
Mixing drinks
But most of all, FOOD!
#promosky
Some of my interests:
Furry everything!
Plus sized folk n furs
Reading
Movies (90s or earlier)
Videogames (mainly RPGs + strategy)
Mixing drinks
But most of all, FOOD!
#promosky
I'm seein' double, here! Four Krusties!
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm seein' double, here! Four Krusties!
Huh? This isn't at all what I ordered.
What no, not commotion... I said CUM OCEAN!
What no, not commotion... I said CUM OCEAN!
August 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Huh? This isn't at all what I ordered.
What no, not commotion... I said CUM OCEAN!
What no, not commotion... I said CUM OCEAN!
What? I didn't keymash! That was my tummy smooshing on the keys smh
August 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What? I didn't keymash! That was my tummy smooshing on the keys smh
Sometimes I don't know if I'm ace or if I've just been anxiety medicated into a libido-less orb dog
I also don't know if that makes a different in my ace-ness
...oh well, I'll just eat a sandwich about it an get back to Elden Ring
I also don't know if that makes a different in my ace-ness
...oh well, I'll just eat a sandwich about it an get back to Elden Ring
July 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sometimes I don't know if I'm ace or if I've just been anxiety medicated into a libido-less orb dog
I also don't know if that makes a different in my ace-ness
...oh well, I'll just eat a sandwich about it an get back to Elden Ring
I also don't know if that makes a different in my ace-ness
...oh well, I'll just eat a sandwich about it an get back to Elden Ring
Man I'll never get passed the missed opportunity Square had by not making a standalone blitzball game
July 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Man I'll never get passed the missed opportunity Square had by not making a standalone blitzball game
Ya know what, go head mosquitoes u can have some. Dinners on me
July 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ya know what, go head mosquitoes u can have some. Dinners on me
Someone appraising my message in Elden Ring gives me so much more pleasure than social media ever could
July 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Someone appraising my message in Elden Ring gives me so much more pleasure than social media ever could
If you like pie more than cake, I just dunno if I can trust you
July 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If you like pie more than cake, I just dunno if I can trust you
Reposted by Sammy
No better way to pass the time than with a good book and a big drink 📖🥤
Completed piece for @sammydpup.critter.cafe !!
Completed piece for @sammydpup.critter.cafe !!
July 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
No better way to pass the time than with a good book and a big drink 📖🥤
Completed piece for @sammydpup.critter.cafe !!
Completed piece for @sammydpup.critter.cafe !!
You ever have a dream that you slept great but, you actually didn't sleep well in the "real" world?
Cuz man, I have this recurring dream where I am just sleeping it UP and it's so cozy comfy feel good. But, this dream seems to often occur on night I DON'T sleep well!!
Cuz man, I have this recurring dream where I am just sleeping it UP and it's so cozy comfy feel good. But, this dream seems to often occur on night I DON'T sleep well!!
June 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You ever have a dream that you slept great but, you actually didn't sleep well in the "real" world?
Cuz man, I have this recurring dream where I am just sleeping it UP and it's so cozy comfy feel good. But, this dream seems to often occur on night I DON'T sleep well!!
Cuz man, I have this recurring dream where I am just sleeping it UP and it's so cozy comfy feel good. But, this dream seems to often occur on night I DON'T sleep well!!
Had a dream I fell into a blender and then got poured into a jar labeled "me-nut butter"
June 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Had a dream I fell into a blender and then got poured into a jar labeled "me-nut butter"
You ever have this anxiety feeling where you're dreading all the things you need to do tomorrow but, you actually don't even have things to do?
Like I have work but, no other appointments or anything. Despite that I feel the unmistakable fluttery, heavy feeling of stress in my tummy!
Like I have work but, no other appointments or anything. Despite that I feel the unmistakable fluttery, heavy feeling of stress in my tummy!
June 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You ever have this anxiety feeling where you're dreading all the things you need to do tomorrow but, you actually don't even have things to do?
Like I have work but, no other appointments or anything. Despite that I feel the unmistakable fluttery, heavy feeling of stress in my tummy!
Like I have work but, no other appointments or anything. Despite that I feel the unmistakable fluttery, heavy feeling of stress in my tummy!
One of my favorite "Fat Hacks" is buying one bag of cheesey pretzel and one bag of spicy pretzel then mixing them together!
June 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One of my favorite "Fat Hacks" is buying one bag of cheesey pretzel and one bag of spicy pretzel then mixing them together!
Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally
June 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally
My favorite part of grocery shopping is breaking down a rotisserie chicken and nibbling on it with my dog Louis.
Another successful hunt for the pack!
Another successful hunt for the pack!
June 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My favorite part of grocery shopping is breaking down a rotisserie chicken and nibbling on it with my dog Louis.
Another successful hunt for the pack!
Another successful hunt for the pack!
Sometimes I just step back for a moment, like on the porch with my morning coffee and think "I finished highschool, and I'll never have to go back again".
Even though I'm 36 years old now, I still get this feeling of relief laden satisfaction that hits so hard. It's OVER
Even though I'm 36 years old now, I still get this feeling of relief laden satisfaction that hits so hard. It's OVER
June 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sometimes I just step back for a moment, like on the porch with my morning coffee and think "I finished highschool, and I'll never have to go back again".
Even though I'm 36 years old now, I still get this feeling of relief laden satisfaction that hits so hard. It's OVER
Even though I'm 36 years old now, I still get this feeling of relief laden satisfaction that hits so hard. It's OVER
Meatball n spaghet or meatball Parm
June 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Meatball n spaghet or meatball Parm
I've gotten to the age where I'm looking at suspenders with not inconsiderable interest
May 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I've gotten to the age where I'm looking at suspenders with not inconsiderable interest
What are your top 5 fav foods?
I think mine would be...
1. French fries
2. Burgers
3. Pizza
4. Bagels
5. Italian cold cut
I think mine would be...
1. French fries
2. Burgers
3. Pizza
4. Bagels
5. Italian cold cut
May 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
What are your top 5 fav foods?
I think mine would be...
1. French fries
2. Burgers
3. Pizza
4. Bagels
5. Italian cold cut
I think mine would be...
1. French fries
2. Burgers
3. Pizza
4. Bagels
5. Italian cold cut
My wife just asked me if I was hibernating for some reason
I dunno what this means but, I immediately responded with "no, I'm VIBErnating"
It felt right
I dunno what this means but, I immediately responded with "no, I'm VIBErnating"
It felt right
May 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My wife just asked me if I was hibernating for some reason
I dunno what this means but, I immediately responded with "no, I'm VIBErnating"
It felt right
I dunno what this means but, I immediately responded with "no, I'm VIBErnating"
It felt right
There's something so cathartic about eating a lot of pasta that I don't get from any other kinda food
May 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There's something so cathartic about eating a lot of pasta that I don't get from any other kinda food
Every time I have a sloppy Joe I mourn the burger it could've been
If u hav those ingredients y would u ever not make the burger instead
If u hav those ingredients y would u ever not make the burger instead
May 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Every time I have a sloppy Joe I mourn the burger it could've been
If u hav those ingredients y would u ever not make the burger instead
If u hav those ingredients y would u ever not make the burger instead
Reposted by Sammy
May 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I love the magic calories your brain can sneak in when it comes to diet "healthy" food
Meaning like...
"I had coffee without cream or sugar so it's ok if I have a second donut"
So you end up having even more calories than you would have if you'd just done the cream and sugar in the coffee!
Meaning like...
"I had coffee without cream or sugar so it's ok if I have a second donut"
So you end up having even more calories than you would have if you'd just done the cream and sugar in the coffee!
May 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I love the magic calories your brain can sneak in when it comes to diet "healthy" food
Meaning like...
"I had coffee without cream or sugar so it's ok if I have a second donut"
So you end up having even more calories than you would have if you'd just done the cream and sugar in the coffee!
Meaning like...
"I had coffee without cream or sugar so it's ok if I have a second donut"
So you end up having even more calories than you would have if you'd just done the cream and sugar in the coffee!
I actually don't want that American cheese fully melted on my burger patty
I like when it's kinda in-between so it still have some bite an texture ya know
I like when it's kinda in-between so it still have some bite an texture ya know
May 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I actually don't want that American cheese fully melted on my burger patty
I like when it's kinda in-between so it still have some bite an texture ya know
I like when it's kinda in-between so it still have some bite an texture ya know