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What took you so longbert?
January 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
What took you so longbert?
Christopher Gooner, Alex Chudjak, Michael Amoogus
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Christopher Gooner, Alex Chudjak, Michael Amoogus
As his last act Mantis sets Meryl to permanent NPC streamer mode so when she wakes she just repeats "Mmm ice cream *slurp slurp* gang gang. Imma do my own thing."
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
As his last act Mantis sets Meryl to permanent NPC streamer mode so when she wakes she just repeats "Mmm ice cream *slurp slurp* gang gang. Imma do my own thing."
My little bro Dollman. When I discovered his secret music video it was the first time I've smiled in ages.
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My little bro Dollman. When I discovered his secret music video it was the first time I've smiled in ages.
Rust is like watching a nature documentary where sounds of violence attract scavengers. The trap base videos I watch they even just shoot their wall just to make the noise to attract people.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Rust is like watching a nature documentary where sounds of violence attract scavengers. The trap base videos I watch they even just shoot their wall just to make the noise to attract people.
Agencies seem high risk (potentially) high reward. Like they handle a lot of tedious stuff and promotion but there's so many horror stories about bad agencies. You'd want a good personal lawyer to make sure whatever they want you to sign doesn't exploit you.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Agencies seem high risk (potentially) high reward. Like they handle a lot of tedious stuff and promotion but there's so many horror stories about bad agencies. You'd want a good personal lawyer to make sure whatever they want you to sign doesn't exploit you.
Stranger of Paradise "I'm going to kill chaos"=Edgy
Elden Ring=Grimy
Elden Ring=Grimy
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Stranger of Paradise "I'm going to kill chaos"=Edgy
Elden Ring=Grimy
Elden Ring=Grimy
If he played janitor was he able to change lightbulbs?
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If he played janitor was he able to change lightbulbs?
Or he sings to time his heists like Hudson Hawk. If you've got a wacky alliterative name you gotta have a gimmick
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Or he sings to time his heists like Hudson Hawk. If you've got a wacky alliterative name you gotta have a gimmick
Fi flapped so Atreus could fly.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Fi flapped so Atreus could fly.
A bunch of Labubu keychains in different costumes
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A bunch of Labubu keychains in different costumes
Cartridge games used to pretty much be a piece of hardware you plug into a computer (the console). Every copy of Star Fox had a Super FX chip inside just to render the polygon graphics.
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Cartridge games used to pretty much be a piece of hardware you plug into a computer (the console). Every copy of Star Fox had a Super FX chip inside just to render the polygon graphics.
You'd think people like that would start to become self-aware and either not make plans with people or warn them that they're flaky. Like I never make plans unless it's like within an hour or so because I can't trust myself not to feel shitty when the plan approaches even if it's the same day.
October 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You'd think people like that would start to become self-aware and either not make plans with people or warn them that they're flaky. Like I never make plans unless it's like within an hour or so because I can't trust myself not to feel shitty when the plan approaches even if it's the same day.
Suggestion SUCCESS
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Suggestion SUCCESS
As somebody who had to babysit one of those things in ARK overnight on official server rates I know they do be hungry
October 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
As somebody who had to babysit one of those things in ARK overnight on official server rates I know they do be hungry
That video they watched on Redlettermedia led me to believe it's a list of the 50 anal holidays they celebrate.
October 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
That video they watched on Redlettermedia led me to believe it's a list of the 50 anal holidays they celebrate.
People be bored in the dead of winter. Instead of doing jigsaws they put other parts together.
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
People be bored in the dead of winter. Instead of doing jigsaws they put other parts together.
It wasn't me it was Mage hand!
October 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It wasn't me it was Mage hand!
We're not deep enough into the tech trees to unlock Medbeds. And unfortunately all the other civs have a better science score than us right now.
September 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
We're not deep enough into the tech trees to unlock Medbeds. And unfortunately all the other civs have a better science score than us right now.
One of the first you get, can carry you the whole game.
September 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
One of the first you get, can carry you the whole game.
Localized entirely to your kitchen?!
September 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Localized entirely to your kitchen?!
"Too many games" is a problem for multiplayer games when they need a sustainable player population to fill matches. For everything else it's like "I can get this next year for way cheaper and with all the DLC and patches"
September 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"Too many games" is a problem for multiplayer games when they need a sustainable player population to fill matches. For everything else it's like "I can get this next year for way cheaper and with all the DLC and patches"
*salutes in missing texture when the g-mod lobby I'm in uses DoD:S and I don't have it installed*
September 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*salutes in missing texture when the g-mod lobby I'm in uses DoD:S and I don't have it installed*
They may suck but their design is at least interesting and not just five different flavors of "Dinkleberg the Dickless" who has a five minute long breakdancing attack combo you have to dodge before you can get one hit in.
September 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They may suck but their design is at least interesting and not just five different flavors of "Dinkleberg the Dickless" who has a five minute long breakdancing attack combo you have to dodge before you can get one hit in.