I don’t know if Josh Malina is on here yet, but he would want someone to say “Bartlet.” One T. Congrats though!

Have you ever been to a children’s Christmas concert? If he got them that far it’s a Christmas miracle.

What if you’re a nearing middle age white dude? he asked for no one in particular…

In principle I agree with this, however, in practice it could harm people I love who are immunocompromised.

With their feet, clearly.

What a terrible day to have ears.

Some aspiring punk rocker teenager is going to buy one in a pawn shop in a couple years for next to nothing and smash the hell out of it at an all ages show in a dingy building.

Better than the actual 911 call I took from a white lady talking about Latinos.

Incredible. Thank you for that powerful wave of nostalgia kind internet stranger!

Holy shit! I can’t believe WoT MUD still exists! Next you’ll tell me Winamp and ICQ are still around and ask if I’ve finished my paper for AP English. God I’m ancient.

Same, but waist.

Many, many years ago there was an online text based multi user dungeon based on the wheel of time.

I appreciate the succinctness. It was how I felt before the election too. Also, I don’t feel like I owe anyone on the other side an explanation for it either. We can disagree and they can get f’d as far as I’m concerned.