Daughter wanted to listen to the “Behind the Back” Song on TV. No idea what she was talking about but I finally convinced her to sing it for me. It was “I’m the Map” from Dora the Explorer.

The inspiration, the art, and the artist

Spent all day cleaning house and it looks worse than it did yesterday. Toddlers are terrorists in their own homes istg

Prepped for husband’s work party. I was determined to be normal!

Coworker is introducing himself to me: So you must be the Missess?

Me: Actually I’m the mistress

Goddam it. Why did I say that?

My favorite local eatery took fried pickles off their menu. Guess I will be going to their rivals from here on. My loyalty can be bought with fried pickles.

My almost 3 year old is the funniest person on the planet

I can’t get on the other app without being bombarded by Survivor spoilers. (I’ve never seen survivor and I have no plans to start watching but I’m mad it’s getting spoiled for me against my will)

The Bachelor, Traitors, and Drag Race all coming back in January. God is real and this is the holy trinity.

The worst thing about WFH is working while sick. If I have a pulse, I’m not using goddam pto but I want a nap.