I’ll be posting this today

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Pretending to be me on bluesky is such poor form.

If you're pretending to be a celebrity, pretend to be a proper one like Ryan Reynolds.

If you're pretending to be a writer, pretend to be a proper one like Mark Twain.

If you're pretending to be a YouTuber, pretend to be a proper one like Ludwig.

If this was 1775, all of today’s self proclaimed patriots would be supporting King George. They don’t want democracy, they want a king.

Pete Hegseth, nominee for Sec Def:

- zero experience
- his own mother will not endorse him
- not a single reputable member of the military has come forward to support his nomination
- has a history of sexual assault, financial mismanagement and being drunk on the job

You're all caught up.

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.