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Chimayo, New Mexico. Ancient and comes with enchanted dirt!
Chimayo, New Mexico. Ancient and comes with enchanted dirt!
September 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Chimayo, New Mexico. Ancient and comes with enchanted dirt!
Chimayo, New Mexico. Ancient and comes with enchanted dirt!
I posted the map above, but it's worth the effort to add here.
It's no joke, a thing of beauty. You can tell who's in charge and who's completely dumbfounded.
It's no joke, a thing of beauty. You can tell who's in charge and who's completely dumbfounded.
August 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I posted the map above, but it's worth the effort to add here.
It's no joke, a thing of beauty. You can tell who's in charge and who's completely dumbfounded.
It's no joke, a thing of beauty. You can tell who's in charge and who's completely dumbfounded.
Masterpiece.
And Grant's all, "Screw it. Might as well grab Jackson while we're here!"
And Grant's all, "Screw it. Might as well grab Jackson while we're here!"
August 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Masterpiece.
And Grant's all, "Screw it. Might as well grab Jackson while we're here!"
And Grant's all, "Screw it. Might as well grab Jackson while we're here!"
New design for DC just dropped.
August 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
New design for DC just dropped.
This is Counselor Troi erasure.
August 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is Counselor Troi erasure.
Not enough is being made of the fact that the Padres beat the Mets in San Diego DURING a tsunami warning!
Neither the Mets nor Poseidon can defeat the mighty Padres!
Neither the Mets nor Poseidon can defeat the mighty Padres!
July 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Not enough is being made of the fact that the Padres beat the Mets in San Diego DURING a tsunami warning!
Neither the Mets nor Poseidon can defeat the mighty Padres!
Neither the Mets nor Poseidon can defeat the mighty Padres!
My dog's part shoebill.
July 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My dog's part shoebill.
*staring at her in Lou Gehrig*
July 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
*staring at her in Lou Gehrig*
The Baseball Gods are NOT to be F'ed with.
July 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The Baseball Gods are NOT to be F'ed with.
Do you think Boris is hungry?
July 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Do you think Boris is hungry?
Loved it so much that I got the whole print!
June 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Loved it so much that I got the whole print!
GW's favorite poet was Phyllis Wheatley. He'd read her poems to his men.
June 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
GW's favorite poet was Phyllis Wheatley. He'd read her poems to his men.
Boris approves.
June 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Boris approves.
The media keeps showing pictures of the Mall during Trump's birthday party, implying turnout was low, but it looks pretty good to me.
June 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The media keeps showing pictures of the Mall during Trump's birthday party, implying turnout was low, but it looks pretty good to me.
A Red-tailed Hawk was just on my balcony.
I think he was eyeing my terriers.
I think he was eyeing my terriers.
May 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A Red-tailed Hawk was just on my balcony.
I think he was eyeing my terriers.
I think he was eyeing my terriers.
LA representing!
April 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
LA representing!
You're mostly there. Someone showed Trump a Mercator map and he thinks Greenland is bigger than Africa.
April 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You're mostly there. Someone showed Trump a Mercator map and he thinks Greenland is bigger than Africa.
Holy crap!
He's outdoing the ACTUAL meme!
He's outdoing the ACTUAL meme!
March 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Holy crap!
He's outdoing the ACTUAL meme!
He's outdoing the ACTUAL meme!
Fun fact: Ted Williams drank a ton of milkshakes to bulk up when he was younger.
It's open to interpretation who was more masculine: Jesse Watters or THIS guy.
It's open to interpretation who was more masculine: Jesse Watters or THIS guy.
March 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Fun fact: Ted Williams drank a ton of milkshakes to bulk up when he was younger.
It's open to interpretation who was more masculine: Jesse Watters or THIS guy.
It's open to interpretation who was more masculine: Jesse Watters or THIS guy.