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Sam
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Journalist. Don't believe in cod.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The so-called "architects" have gone too far this time.
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I must report that The Guardian is AT IT AGAIN.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just bought myself a pair of overalls to "do some jobs in the garden".
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
New shop opening in the precinct; looking forward to seeing what they sell.
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Seven Groups of Death.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just had some great post.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Got a whole 24 hours tomorrow without The Children.
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You really can tell the popularity of a government by the faces on the young people they make stand around on the shop floor for a photo opportunity.
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Far be it from me to say that The Grown-ups have run out of things to write on about footy, but…
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This highly-relatable spat between two of the principled hard men of British politics is truly gripping and will no doubt have echoes into eternity.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The ideal record to listen to while you’re air-frying fish fingers. #nowplaying
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
By the look on our faces we weren’t absolutely loving it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
BBC director general, you say?
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
That Everton away kit.

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November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
HOW WILL THEY EVER COPE?
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Ban this sick filth.
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
The sights you see in Lille.
October 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s beginning to look a lot like… bloody hell.
October 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
U WOT M8?
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Tbf, I could wait to get out of that ground either and we won the play-off final there. I was sat on the second tier of this stand and all I could see was the bloke’s neck in front of me.
October 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Thoughts and prayers with everyone else who has a 16-year-old gameshound. Danger of having an actual conversation with me currently at Def Con One.
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Post you from a different era.

I (on the right) bought that guitar out of the catalogue and never paid it off, thus beginning my long career (now thankfully curtailed) as a credithound.
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Reliving my goth years on the way back from the gym (my shorts are black, alright?)
October 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM