Samantha Marlowe
@sammarlowe.bsky.social
Research nerd, Fourth Generation New Yorker, honorary Californian. I know how to fold a fitted sheet
Holy shit, I almost forgot about that!
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Holy shit, I almost forgot about that!
👆This. One thousand percent
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
👆This. One thousand percent
The most Long Island response and absolutely perfect. Guy deserves a medal and an invite to the Howard Stern Show
October 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The most Long Island response and absolutely perfect. Guy deserves a medal and an invite to the Howard Stern Show
Oh I am so here for that
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Oh I am so here for that
You knew what it was and you should be ashamed
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You knew what it was and you should be ashamed
One thousand percent
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
One thousand percent
Ooh I like that! I have always wondered what the fuck that was about
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Ooh I like that! I have always wondered what the fuck that was about
The sleeping dog is 👌
October 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The sleeping dog is 👌
So many friends back in 2009, did electrolysis, and I warned them, fashion may change and you’ll be stuck like that permanently, but some people didn’t listen and now we’re here buying synthetic bush hair 🤪
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
So many friends back in 2009, did electrolysis, and I warned them, fashion may change and you’ll be stuck like that permanently, but some people didn’t listen and now we’re here buying synthetic bush hair 🤪