Samantha Markum
@sammarkum.bsky.social
USA Today bestselling author of LOVE, OFF THE RECORD📰 + THIS MAY END BADLY💥 + YOU WOULDN’T DARE 🌊
omg yes!! and then you try to explain and they're like "we're dogs, we have no idea what you're saying"
December 6, 2024 at 1:51 PM
omg yes!! and then you try to explain and they're like "we're dogs, we have no idea what you're saying"
this joke is for the elders
December 4, 2024 at 7:59 PM
this joke is for the elders
thank you for this validation!!
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 AM
thank you for this validation!!
the day I got my notes back costar said not to rush things so I THINK I have to listen to the stars on this one
November 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
the day I got my notes back costar said not to rush things so I THINK I have to listen to the stars on this one
they don't want to make it easy on us for some reason!
November 26, 2024 at 2:32 PM
they don't want to make it easy on us for some reason!
actually I'm begging
November 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
actually I'm begging
whitney would probably put these in an uncrustable to make it somehow even worse
November 25, 2024 at 6:32 PM
whitney would probably put these in an uncrustable to make it somehow even worse
the 2 bags of beaver nuggets will last about 2 hours
November 18, 2024 at 9:16 PM
the 2 bags of beaver nuggets will last about 2 hours
we’re down to “black jeans are probably fine” and “I think a white dress might be fine with a cardigan” and “why is it sixty degrees in november” send help
November 16, 2024 at 2:03 AM
we’re down to “black jeans are probably fine” and “I think a white dress might be fine with a cardigan” and “why is it sixty degrees in november” send help
the public needs the group chat takes
November 16, 2024 at 1:55 AM
the public needs the group chat takes
me watching the blues
November 15, 2024 at 1:56 PM
me watching the blues