Sam
sammanalili.bsky.social
Sam
@sammanalili.bsky.social
marine scientist, can’t swim though
mike johnson can get it but what the fuck is he saying
July 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
sooo shapeshifter is me?? omfg
June 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i need @kenniejd.bsky.social to react to Old School 2003 and why we don’t make movies like this anymore 🤣
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Reposted by Sam
Francis staying alive long enough to tell jd Vance he’s a bad catholic… that’s why he’s the goat pope
April 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
pope francis dying after meeting JD Vance is a sign from the universe
April 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
nah wicked got robbed!!
March 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
omg antonio banderas is so hot wtf
February 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
can we talk about how RFK Jr. dumped an animal carcass in central park??? like did we just forget that???
January 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
dumbasses
The White House has officially rescinded the federal funds freeze.

Government spending can continue.
January 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
this is like when others realize buffalo wings are just chicken wings covered in butter +tabasco mix
I wrote about how DeepSeek’s AI breakthrough is sending Silicon Valley techies into a panic.

"It’s interesting how when something Chinese outperforms something American (TikTok, deepseek, etc) it's a ‘psyop’ or ‘economic warfare’ or and not just ‘another country made something ppl like.’”
TikTok's 'cute winter boots' trend explained
As the U.S. government seeks to enact stricter controls over online speech, TikTok users are adopting more coded 'algospeak' to criticize and resist the government
www.usermag.co
January 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hi Bluesky and #Biology, how worried are we that NCBI and its databases will go dark? Are we supposed to be making mirror archives?? @hankgreen.bsky.social we need answers
January 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i wonder if americans are ready for years of hardship as their oligarchs pillage their hard earned money
January 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
antanga lang hahaha mmkay
January 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
hahaha tf was I supposed to know u were touchy to that topic i only met u 20 mins ago???
January 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
istg singapore has a eating disorder mindset in the guise of fitness
January 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Not all Boeing but somehow always a Boeing
December 29, 2024 at 12:28 PM
chili oil really tastes like chili oil, and it is incredible, unique, savory
December 10, 2024 at 11:17 AM
omg @michaelurie.bsky.social on after midnight 😭
December 10, 2024 at 11:16 AM
pre-speaking stress is fucking insane i’m gonna cry
November 29, 2024 at 1:56 AM
i wanna cry i haven’t been this down bad for a guy since high school 😭😭😭
November 23, 2024 at 12:44 PM
i don’t wanna be delulu but it’s so difficult not to be hahahuhu
November 23, 2024 at 12:40 PM
posting culture on threads is so weird right???
November 22, 2024 at 1:37 AM
i’m not delusional @tomwarren.co.uk is cute right
November 21, 2024 at 3:42 PM
me when i kms and my ai self lives on in perpetuity… very westworld
November 21, 2024 at 3:40 PM
we are on the season 2 pre-gilead timeline of handmaids tale istg
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 AM