Sam Macaroni
@sammacaroni.bsky.social
Adopted son of Domino Macaroni
O-oh god… it m-means… it means… NEGATIVE MACARONI
February 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
O-oh god… it m-means… it means… NEGATIVE MACARONI
I shudder by thinking of its meaning….
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I shudder by thinking of its meaning….
It’s a bad grade….
February 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
It’s a bad grade….
I got an -M on my test…
February 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I got an -M on my test…
Unlike you, I actually pass my classes!
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Unlike you, I actually pass my classes!
My second one. Last time it was a 40 year old in the first grade named Geoff. This time it was against Jerry. The son of some guy named Gary
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
My second one. Last time it was a 40 year old in the first grade named Geoff. This time it was against Jerry. The son of some guy named Gary
OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHH
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHH
Some gooey pals! And sone robot monkeys! And even some brown things that waddle!
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Some gooey pals! And sone robot monkeys! And even some brown things that waddle!
US dollars. We take the farmers money
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
US dollars. We take the farmers money
My dog bit my leg off
December 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My dog bit my leg off
His name is Dave
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
His name is Dave
Here he is! Isn’t he adorable?
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Here he is! Isn’t he adorable?
In that case. Maybe I should ask him to form a business partnership with my father
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
In that case. Maybe I should ask him to form a business partnership with my father
We aren’t telling you
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We aren’t telling you
Hello there. Nice to meet you.
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hello there. Nice to meet you.