Pretty sure I’m going to start vlogging. I hope it’s annoying and received poorly

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

weird that Kendrick is having football teams open and close for his show on Sunday

I am soo so so proud of my TV series project #getarealjob. It’s a wannabe workplace comedy series about an ensemble of non-profit fundraisers & their boss played by @jadomian.bsky.social

Go check the trailer out on www.getarealjobtv.com

I don’t love the UwU in this Arby’s tonight

This is a PSA to other white people: please stop having farm weddings. I stepped in dog shit at your wedding & I am still thinking about how embarrassed I was. It’s like 6th grade all over again.

It’s crazy that the only thing I’ve been excited for in 2025 is a screamo cover of Wonderwall by Oasis

Something really silly about my profile picture is: outside of the circle framing, there is a heaping pile of squid I’m smiling over

If I had a “white lady cooking blog” I’d write about how my secret to cooking soft boiled eggs is cooking them in an electric kettle

the feminine urge to burn everything to the ground and start over in a spooky coastal town with a horrifying backstory.