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Samissle
@samizzle.bsky.social
Gaming, Cello, Tennis, Outdoors, Pokemon, IT
Eyes on the prize
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
What if next Halloween i dressed up as a Bene Jesserit with the test, and when you reach in its just fucking Malort
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Since the universe is constantly expanding in every direction, does that mean everywhere is the center of the universe? Or is the technical center of the universe always changing? Is there a center of the universe tracker?
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Everything reminds me of him
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Another in my autumn watercolour series. This one is of @samizzle.bsky.social's character.

#furry #watercolor #furryart #autumn
October 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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GVH irl
#gvh
October 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Never believe anything you're thinking past 9pm. Unless it's something cute, then maybe.
October 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Anytime I read a typo I just assume theyre just typing with their paw and doing their best
September 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Sometimes this Coyote needs some sun! #fursuit #fursuitfriday
September 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There was a little piece of bone in my ravioli and I crashed out for 45 minutes.
September 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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its gay little freak paws Friday
June 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If a product/store uses AI art I know they're too cheap to use a real artist, and that tells me everything I need to know about what they're selling.
July 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Pittsburgh vibes
July 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Suiting in 90 degree and humid weather should count as time served for my country
July 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The most concerning trend right now is asking AI for advice. It is trained to agree with whatever you ask, especially if its a leading question.
June 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
When someone uses a thumbs up emote anywhere but work, it transports me back to work.
June 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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waiting for his response
June 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Emails sent to me used to have individual quirks and phrases people would use, or maybe the slightest bit of aggression. Now everyone uses AI and everyone feels the same.
June 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
One of my hobbies right now is reporting job listings to the department of labor in Illinois for not listing salaries.
May 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Grocery stores should bring back having thunder and rainforest sounds in the produce section. Where's my grocery store immersion?
May 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hello!
April 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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fat baby
October 19, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I've looked at other people's buttholes than I've seen my own, and I think that's beautiful.
March 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM